09/18/2026
🍻🏈 WEEKEND PLANS? WE GOT YOU.
🍻 FRIDAY
Come have a drink.
That’s it. That’s the plan.
We need to conserve our energy for the emotional roller coaster scheduled for 11 AM tomorrow. 😂
🏈 SATURDAY — ARKANSAS FOOTBALL
🚨 WE OPEN AT 10:30 AM
🏈 Kickoff at 11 AM
Arkansas plays #2 Georgia.
Now listen…
Are we saying Arkansas is about to pull off one of the biggest upsets in college football?
Absolutely not.
Are we saying there is technically a non-zero chance?
YES. AND THAT’S ALL THE DELUSION WE NEED. 😂
Come watch with us.
Best case: WE WITNESS HISTORY. 🤯
Worst case: we’re already at a bar. 🍻
Honestly, this feels like excellent planning on our part.
🏈 SUNDAY — NFL ALL DAY
Because regardless of what happens Saturday, football will continue. 😂
NFL on all day + FREE POOL ALL DAY! 🎱
📍 Parker’s Sports Grill
Come for the football.
Stay because your team hurt your feelings.