Detour BAR

06/17/2026

THOSE WHO KNOW MAKE THE DETOUR
🎤🔥 WHISKEY WEDNESDAY KARAOKE NIGHT 🔥
Y’all already know what’s going down tonight at Detour — we’re turning up with karaoke + DJ vibes ALL NIGHT LONG!
Whether you’re channeling Beyoncé or you sound like a cat in a blender… we want that energy on the mic! 🎶😂
it’s guaranteed to get loud, rowdy, and slightly irresponsible in the best way.
🌭 Hungry? Good.
We’ve got gourmet hot dogs & brats ready for action.
As Timothy Vincent says:
“Come grab my wiener!”
(That’s the hot dogs. Relax. Hands to yourselves, heathens.)
🍺🥃 TONIGHT’S DRINK SPECIALS:
• $2 Busch / Natty Light
• $3.25 Fireball / Fireball Apple
• $3.50 Jamo
… and more flowing all night
Poured up by the dangerously talented Julia Saenz and Mr. Will 🍻
🔔 Starts at 9PM
Mic’s hot. Drinks are cold.
Your ego? Questionable.
We’ll see you there, legends. 🎤🔥
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06/13/2026

🔥🌮🚨 SATURDAY AT DETOUR BARS 🚨🌮🔥
Congratulations… you made it to Saturday.
Now act accordingly.
📍 Day Drinking at Detour Bar Northeast
🎤 Karaoke Chaos at Detour Bar Central
Bring that torta in like it’s contraband.
Hoodie pocket. Backpack. Wrapped tighter than your ex’s attitude.
We don’t ask questions…
WE JUST POUR THE DRINKS. 🍻
💥 HAPPY HOUR 11AM–8PM DAILY
(Yes… Saturday too, you beautiful degenerates.)
🍺 $2.50 DOMESTICS
🥃 $3.25 Hornitos
🔥 $3.25 Fireball
🥃 $4.00 1800
🥃 $4.50 Maker’s Mark
🚨 ALL DAY. ALL NIGHT. DETOUR MODE. 🚨
🍺 $2.25 Natties & Rolling Rock
🔥 $3.25 ALL Fireballs
👑 $3.25 Crown • Crown Apple • Crown Peach
💣 $3.00 Vegas Bombs & Deep Eddie
NO TORTA? DON’T PANIC.
🌭 Hot Dogs
🌭 Bratwurst
🔥 More late-night drunk food coming in HOT
🎯 Darts flying
🎱 Pool tables cracking
🎮 Machines buzzing
🍻 Bartenders pouring HEAVY
This ain’t brunch.
This ain’t a wine bar.
THIS IS DETOUR.
Where Saturdays start early…
…and the bad decisions age like fine whiskey.
MAKE THE DETOUR.
YOU’RE NEVER TOO FAR…
BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY TOO SOBER.

06/13/2026

Saturday

06/12/2026

06/12/2026

🔥⚽ THOSE WHO KNOW MAKE THE DETOUR ⚽
The World Cup is LIVE today at BOTH Detour Bar locations!
Why sit at home melting into your couch when you can get out of the heat, grab an ice-cold drink, and watch the 🇺🇸 USA take on 🇵🇾 Paraguay on our SUPER BIG TVs*!
(*Drawn to scale by highly trained Detour scientists.)
🍻 HAPPY HOUR DAILY ⏰ 11AM – 8PM
🔥 $2.50 DOMESTICS 🔥 $3.25 FIREBALL 🔥 $3.50 HORNITOS 🔥 Plus a whole lot more questionable life choices at reasonable prices.
🌭 NOW SERVING HOT DOGS! 🔥 $1.50 All-Beef 🔥 $2.00 Bratwurst
🍺 DETOUR FAVORITES 💥 $2 Rolling Rock 💥 $3 Buttery Ni***es 💥 $3.25 ALL Jacks 💥 And more bad decisions in liquid form.
⚽ Watch Team USA battle Paraguay. 🍺 Drink like a champion. 🌭 Eat like you forgot lunch. 🎤 Then stick around because KARAOKE kicks off at 9PM!
If Team USA scores, cheer. If Team USA wins, celebrate. If Team USA loses... well, that's what Fireball is for.
📍 DETOUR BAR NORTHEAST 📍 DETOUR BAR CENTRAL
Come early. Stay late. Lose your voice. Find your song. MAKE THE DETOUR. 🤘
🔥 HASHTAGS 🔥

06/10/2026

🎤🔥 WHISKEY WEDNESDAY KARAOKE NIGHT 🔥🎤 THOSE WHO KNOW MAKE THE DETOUR!
Y’all already know what’s going down tonight at Detour — we’re turning up with karaoke + DJ vibes ALL NIGHT LONG!
Whether you’re channeling Beyoncé or you sound like a cat in a blender… we want that energy on the mic! 🎶😂
Hosted by the legends at Simply Magic Productions — it’s guaranteed to get loud, rowdy, and slightly irresponsible in the best way.
🌭 Hungry? Good.
We’ve got gourmet hot dogs & brats ready for action.
As Timothy Vincent says:
“Come grab my wiener!”
(That’s the hot dogs. Relax. Hands to yourselves, heathens.)
🍺🥃 TONIGHT’S DRINK SPECIALS:
• $2 Busch / Natty Light
• $3.25 Fireball / Fireball Apple
• $3.50 Jamo
… and more flowing all night
Poured up by the dangerously talented Julia Saenz and Mr. Will 🍻
🔔 Starts at 9PM
Mic’s hot. Drinks are cold.
Your ego? Questionable.
We’ll see you there, legends. 🎤🔥

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06/09/2026

🌮🚫 TACOLESS TUESDAY 🚫🌮
🍺 DET0UR BAR CENTRAL & DETOUR BAR NORTHEAST 🍺
No tacos.
No salads.
No responsible choices.
Just drinks…
and confidence you didn’t earn.
💀 TACOLESS TUESDAY AT DETOUR 💀
At Detour Bar & Detour Bar Central, we’re pouring drink specials that
hit harder than your ex’s Facebook posts at 2 a.m.
🔥 HAPPY HOUR | 11 AM – 8 PM 🔥
Because El Paso deserves better Tuesdays:
🍺 $2.50 DOMESTICS
Cheaper than therapy. More effective.
🔥 $3.25 FIREBALLS
For when “just one” turns into questionable life advice.
🥃 $3.50 HORNITOS
The official sponsor of bold decisions
and absolutely zero regrets.
😎 NO TACOS. NO REGRETS. ALL VIBES.
Darts. Pool. Cold drinks. Bad ideas.
Exactly how Tuesdays were meant to be.
📍 TWO LOCATIONS | SAME BAD DECISION
Detour Bar Central
Detour Bar Northeast
21+ • ID Required • Dignity Optional
🔥 HASHTAGS 🔥we got them haaaaa

06/08/2026

👉 THOSE WHO KNOW MAKE THE DETOUR…👈
🔥 MONDAY NIGHT = INDUSTRY NIGHT AT DETOUR BAR CENTRAL 🔥
You survived another shift… Barely. Now it’s time to get paid back in cheap drinks, loud music, and questionable choices. 😈🍻
⏰ HAPPY HOUR: 11AM – 8PM
💀 THEN WE RESET THE NIGHT 💀
🎤 KARAOKE STARTS AT 9PM
🎧 Hosted by CLARK THE MAD KJ — unhinged, unpredictable, and absolutely not lowering the volume
🍹 TANIA BEHIND THE BAR — pouring strong enough to make you text your ex (again)
💥 INDUSTRY SURVIVORS:
Flash that work grind and get an EXTRA 10% OFF
(Because nobody suffers like y’all do)
⚠️ EXPECT: Bad singing
Good drinks
Loud crowds
Zero regrets (until Tuesday)
📍 DETOUR BAR CENTRAL
Where Mondays don’t suck… they escalate.

06/07/2026

🔥 SUNDAY IS ON — THOSE WHO KNOW MAKE THE DETOUR!!🔥
Make the Detour or miss the party 😈🍻
📍 10108 McCombs
⏰ Happy Hour 11AM –till 8pm DAILY
💥 DRINKS HITTIN’ DIFFERENT ALL DAY:
🍺 $2 Rolling Rock, Busch Light & Natural Light
🍅 $4 Bloody Marys (because Sundays demand it)
🔥 $3.25 Fireball (Regular & Apple)
🍹 $3 Green Tea Shots
🥃 $3.50 Tito’s
🍺 $2.25 Red Beer Setup
🪣 $10 Tecate Buckets (don’t come alone)
🥃 $3.25 All Jack’s
👀 Detour Bar Northeast OR Detour Bar Central… either way it’s goin’ DOWN.
No plans? Fixed.
Bad week? Forget it.
Good vibes? Guaranteed.
👉 Pull up. Bring your crew. Stay too long.