Detour BAR

06/02/2026

🌮🚫 TACOLESS TUESDAY 🚫🌮
🍺 DET0UR BAR CENTRAL & DETOUR BAR NORTHEAST 🍺
No tacos.
No salads.
No responsible choices.
Just drinks…
and confidence you didn’t earn.
💀 TACOLESS TUESDAY AT DETOUR 💀
At Detour Bar & Detour Bar Central, we’re pouring drink specials that
hit harder than your ex’s Facebook posts at 2 a.m.
🔥 HAPPY HOUR | 11 AM – 8 PM 🔥
Because El Paso deserves better Tuesdays:
🍺 $2.50 DOMESTICS
Cheaper than therapy. More effective.
🔥 $3.25 FIREBALLS
For when “just one” turns into questionable life advice.
🥃 $3.50 HORNITOS
The official sponsor of bold decisions
and absolutely zero regrets.
😎 NO TACOS. NO REGRETS. ALL VIBES.
Darts. Pool. Cold drinks. Bad ideas.
Exactly how Tuesdays were meant to be.
📍 TWO LOCATIONS | SAME BAD DECISION
Detour Bar Central
Detour Bar Northeast
21+ • ID Required • Dignity Optional
🔥 HASHTAGS 🔥

06/01/2026

👉 THOSE WHO KNOW MAKE THE DETOUR… 👈
🎤🔥 MONDAY = INDUSTRY NIGHT CHAOS 🔥🎤
You worked all day.
You smiled at people who didn’t deserve it.
You got tipped like garbage.
Now it’s time to clock out…
and act like tomorrow isn’t your problem. 😈🍻
📍 Detour Bar Central – 3900 MONTANA
🎤 KARAOKE STARTS @ 9PM
Powered by Simply Magic Productions
(Where confidence is loud… and talent is optional)
🔥 HAPPY HOUR 11AM–8PM 🔥
🍺 $2 Tecates, Busch Light, Natty, Rolling Rock
🥃 ALL DAY / ALL NIGHT DAMAGE:
💣 $3 Vegas Bombs
🔥 $3.25 Fireball & Hornitos
🍎🍑🍫🍋 $3.25 Crown (Apple, Peach, Chocolate, Lemon Drop)
🥶 $4 Rumpleminze
🎉 SERVICE INDUSTRY CREW 🎉
💸 10% OFF YOUR TAB
For surviving customers who say:
“I know the owner.”
😈 COMMIT A S.I.N. (Service Industry Night)
🎤 Sing like you’re famous
💃 Dance like nobody’s filming (they are)
🍻 Drink like consequences are a rumor
MONDAYS DON’T HAVE TO SUCK…
…but your singing probably will
👉 Pull up with your crew
👉 Or leave with bad decisions
🔥 SEE YOU TONIGHT, YOU MENACES 🔥

06/01/2026

🚨🍻 DETOUR BARS IS HUNTING FOR BARTENDERS 🍻🚨Those Who Know MAKE THE DETOUR!!! Or work here and Own the Dive Bar World!!
Think you've got what it takes to survive a packed bar, sling drinks at warp speed, and keep the party rolling when the place is going absolutely nuts?
🔥 WE WANT TO MEET YOU 🔥
📍 INTERVIEWS MONDAY ⏰ NOON – 6PM
This isn't some quiet cocktail lounge.
This is DETOUR.
And those who know... MAKE THE DETOUR!! 😈
🎱 Pool balls cracking. 🎯 Darts flying. 🎤 Karaoke legends being born. 🍺 Beer flowing. 🔥 Music blasting. 💰 Cash stacking.
We're looking for bartenders who can:
✔ Handle a crowd without breaking a sweat ✔ Bring energy and personality every shift ✔ Thrive in organized chaos ✔ Work hard and have fun doing it
Experience behind the bar is a plus.
No experience?
If you've got hustle, attitude, and the drive to learn, we'll teach you the rest.
🚨 APPLY IN PERSON AT EITHER DETOUR LOCATION 📩 Or DM Tim for details
Tag that friend who's always behind the bar anyway and tell them it's time to get paid for it. 👇
The drinks are cold. The crowds are loud. The money is real.
WELCOME TO DETOUR. 😈🍻

06/01/2026

06/01/2026

Damn Broccoli

05/30/2026

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🔥🌮🚨 SATURDAY AT DETOUR BARS 🚨🌮🔥
Congratulations… you made it to Saturday.
Now act accordingly.
📍 Day Drinking at Detour Bar Northeast
🎤 Karaoke Chaos at Detour Bar Central
Bring that torta in like it’s contraband.
Hoodie pocket. Backpack. Wrapped tighter than your ex’s attitude.
We don’t ask questions…
WE JUST POUR THE DRINKS. 🍻
💥 HAPPY HOUR 11AM–8PM DAILY
(Yes… Saturday too, you beautiful degenerates.)
🍺 $2.50 DOMESTICS
🥃 $3.25 Hornitos
🔥 $3.25 Fireball
🥃 $4.00 1800
🥃 $4.50 Maker’s Mark
🚨 ALL DAY. ALL NIGHT. DETOUR MODE. 🚨
🍺 $2.25 Natties & Rolling Rock
🔥 $3.25 ALL Fireballs
👑 $3.25 Crown • Crown Apple • Crown Peach
💣 $3.00 Vegas Bombs & Deep Eddie
NO TORTA? DON’T PANIC.
🌭 Hot Dogs
🌭 Bratwurst
🔥 More late-night drunk food coming in HOT
🎯 Darts flying
🎱 Pool tables cracking
🎮 Machines buzzing
🍻 Bartenders pouring HEAVY
This ain’t brunch.
This ain’t a wine bar.
THIS IS DETOUR.
Where Saturdays start early…
…and the bad decisions age like fine whiskey.
MAKE THE DETOUR.
YOU’RE NEVER TOO FAR…
BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY TOO SOBER.