Detour Bar Central

09/16/2026

🌙🔥 BLOOD MOON VIBES. WH***EY IN HAND. MIC WAITING. 🔥🌙
WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT DETOUR NORTHEAST!
The wh***ey is smooth, the karaoke is questionable, and somebody is about to sing a song they absolutely should not be singing. 😂🎤
🎤 KARAOKE CHAOS!
Off-key legends, shower singers, and people who think they sound better after three drinks — THIS IS YOUR NIGHT!
🔥 FIRST 4 SINGERS GET A FREE FIREBALL SHOT!
Be early. Be loud. Be brave. Or just grab the mic and let the damage begin!
🍺 $2 Rolling Rock
🔥 $3.25 Fireball
🥃 $3.50 Jameson
✨ JULIA BEHIND THE BAR!
🔥 HAPPY HOUR — 11AM TILL 8PM DAILY 🔥
🍺 $2.50 Domestics — Rolling Rock & Natties
🍺 $2 Rolling Rock
🔥 $3.25 Fireball
🥃 $3.50 Hornitos
🥃 $3.50 Bushmills
🥃 $3.50 Jameson
🥃 $3.50 Jameson Orange
🍺 $4.50 Guinness
🌭 TIM'S WIENERS!
Because every legendary dive bar needs a hot dog worth talking about. Grab a drink, grab a wiener, and pretend tomorrow isn't a workday.
Cold drinks. Loud laughs. Sticky floors. Questionable song choices.
If you're looking for fancy… keep driving.
If you're looking for FUN — MAKE THE DETOUR!
📍 DETOUR BAR NORTHEAST
10108 McCombs Dr., El Paso, TX
🎤 Pick your song. Grab your wh***ey. Own the night!
***eyWednesday ***eyLovers 🍻🎤🌭

09/14/2026

09/14/2026

09/13/2026

WHOS MAKING THE DETOUR TODAY??
🔥🏈 NFL SUNDAY FUNDAY IS LOADING… 🏈🔥
No work Monday?
Then you already know what time it is…
MAKE THE DETOUR.
Cold drinks.
Good friends.
Bad decisions.
$1.50 Tim’s Wieners.
$10 Tecate buckets.
Happy Hour 11AM–8PM daily.
El Paso’s premium dive bars are open and ready for chaos.
📍 Detour Bar Northeast
📍 Detour Bar Central
Tag your crew and let’s get rowdy 😈
Those who know… make the Detour.

09/07/2026

🚨🍺 EL PASO COVID MONEY IS ALMOST GONE!
💸 TIME TO GET A JOB!
Luckily for you… DETОUR BARS IS HIRING! 😈
🍻 WE NEED SAVAGES BEHIND THE BAR!
Can you pour strong?
Move fast?
Handle a bar 3 DEEP?
Keep your personality when the chaos starts?
GOOD. WE WANT YOU. 🔥
🍺 And here’s the best part…
IT’S HAPPY HOUR WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A JOB! 😂
🔥 BARTENDER INTERVIEWS
📅 TUESDAY
⏰ 1:30 PM – 6:30 PM
📍 DETOUR BAR CENTRAL
📍 DETOUR BAR NORTHEAST
Applications accepted DAILY at BOTH locations
🕚 11 AM – 1 AM
This ain’t a w**e bar. 🍷❌
This ain’t corporate. 👔❌
THIS IS DETOUR. 🍺🔥
🎱 Pool tables cracking
🎯 Darts flying
🎤 Karaoke screaming
🍻 Drinks flowing
💰 Money stacking
If you can:
✔️ Keep your cool when it gets slammed
✔️ Have a personality bigger than your tab
✔️ Handle dive-bar chaos
✔️ Actually WANT TO WORK
✔️ Pour a drink without calling 911
PULL UP. 😂
Experience preferred — but NO EXPERIENCE?
If you’ve got hustle, we’ll teach you.
👉 Apply in person at either Detour location
👉 Or DM Tim
Your stimulus check can’t last forever.
Your bartending career can. 🍻😂
🔥 MAKE THE DETOUR. 🔥

09/06/2026

EL PASO COVID MONEY IS ALMOST GONE!
💸 TIME TO GET A JOB!
Luckily for you… DETОUR BARS IS HIRING! 😈
🍻 WE NEED SAVAGES BEHIND THE BAR!
Can you pour strong?
Move fast?
Handle a bar 3 DEEP?
Keep your personality when the chaos starts?
GOOD. WE WANT YOU. 🔥
🍺 And here’s the best part…
IT’S HAPPY HOUR WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A JOB! 😂
🔥 BARTENDER INTERVIEWS
📅 TUESDAY
⏰ 1:30 PM – 6:30 PM
📍 DETOUR BAR CENTRAL
📍 DETOUR BAR NORTHEAST
Applications accepted DAILY at BOTH locations
🕚 11 AM – 1 AM
This ain’t a w**e bar. 🍷❌
This ain’t corporate. 👔❌
THIS IS DETOUR. 🍺🔥
🎱 Pool tables cracking
🎯 Darts flying
🎤 Karaoke screaming
🍻 Drinks flowing
💰 Money stacking
If you can:
✔️ Keep your cool when it gets slammed
✔️ Have a personality bigger than your tab
✔️ Handle dive-bar chaos
✔️ Actually WANT TO WORK
✔️ Pour a drink without calling 911
PULL UP. 😂
Experience preferred — but NO EXPERIENCE?
If you’ve got hustle, we’ll teach you.
👉 Apply in person at either Detour location
👉 Or DM Tim
Your stimulus check can’t last forever.
Your bartending career can. 🍻😂
🔥THOSE WHO KNOW MAKE THE DETOUR. 🔥

09/02/2026

🌙🔥 BLOOD MOON VIBES. WH***EY IN HAND. MIC WAITING. 🔥🌙
It’s Wh***ey Wednesday at Detour Bar Northeast — where the drinks hit smooth and the stage hits harder.
🎤 First 4 singers score a FREE Fireball shot
🎶 Karaoke by Simply Magic Productions
🍻 Off-key legends welcome
🔥 HAPPY HOUR — 11AM TILL 8PM DAILY 🔥
🍺 $2.50 Domestics (Rolling Rock, Natties)
🍺 $2 Rolling Rock
🔥 $3.25 Fireball
🥃 $3.50 Hornitos
🥃 $3.50 Bushmills
🥃 $3.50 Jameson
🥃 $3.50 Jameson Orange
🍺 $4.50 Guinness
✨ Julia behind the bar
Cold drinks. Loud laughs. Sticky floors. Real ones only.
Pull up, pick your song, and own the night.
If you’re looking for fancy… keep driving.
If you’re looking for FUN — take the DETOUR.
📍 Detour Bar Northeast
# # # ***eyWednesday

🍻🎤

09/01/2026

🌮🚫 TACOLESS TUESDAY 🚫🌮
🍺 DETOUR BAR CENTRAL & DETOUR BAR NORTHEAST 🍺
No tacos.
No greens.
No good decisions.
Just drinks…
and confidence you absolutely did not earn. 😈
💀 WELCOME TO TACOLESS TUESDAY 💀
Where the drinks hit harder than your ex’s late-night Facebook rants
and nobody’s pretending they came for the food.
🔥 HAPPY HOUR | 11AM – 8PM 🔥
🌭 Tim’s Wieners $1.50
🌭 Brats $2.00
(Because priorities.)
🍺 $2.50 DOMESTICS
Cheaper than therapy. Faster results.
🔥 $3.25 FIREBALL
Because “just one” is a lie.
🥃 $3.25 HORNITOS
Fueling bad decisions since… tonight.
🥃 $4.50 MAKER’S MARK
For when you wanna feel classy… but not act it.
🥃 $4.00 1800 REPOSADO & SILVER
Smooth enough to forget what you said earlier.
💥 ALL DAY & NIGHT SPECIALS 💥
🍺 $1.50 TECATE
🍺 $2.00 Rolling Rock, Natties, Busch Light
🥃 $3.00 Jim Beam, Jim Apple, Jim Pineapple, Red Stag
🥃 $3.25 El Jimador Silver & Reposado
🍺 $3.25 Modelo
🔥 $3.25 Firebolas
😎 NO TACOS. NO REGRETS. ALL VIBES.
Darts flying.
Pool tables active.
Drinks cold.
Standards lowered.
📍 TWO LOCATIONS | SAME BAD DECISION
Detour Bar Central
Detour Bar Northeast
21+ • ID Required • Dignity Optional
🔥 HASHTAGS 🔥