05/31/2026
THIRD ANNUAL HETEROSEXUAL AWESOMENESS MONTH
BEGINS JUNE 1st!
Mondays: BEERS FOR BREEDERS
- All heterosexual males dressed like hetero males get 1 free beer!
Tuesdays: TRADGAL TUESDAYS
- All heterosexual females get BOGO free drink!
Wednesdays: Dual Deal
- 15% off entire bill for hetero couples! (Does not include merch.)
Thursdays: Line Dancing 6:30pm / Hetero Karaoke 9pm until closing
Sundays: Family Fun Days
- Kids eat free, kids’ karaoke at 2pm
Friday June 19th: Trad Singles’ Night
Saturday June 27th - American Trad Fam Fest 2026! Parking Lot Fest all day concert, stage, kids zone, and more fun!
All common sense, reasonable people are welcome to come celebrate God’s awesome design!
Thank God for heterosexuals! After all, if it weren’t for heterosexuals, you wouldn’t be here!
No crossdressers permitted. Ever.