The Burnt River Comedy Dojo

07/12/2024

Wizdom from the
1. When forced to eat melancholy, there are far worse things to convert it into than rage. Far better things as well.
2. When standing at the gallows, it is only natural to want to attack the executioner.
3. If you have no choice but to start over, start with something you're good at.
4. Rememer that pain is only temporary but memories last forever.
5. St*****rs don't solve much but they don't hurt the situation either.
6. If you are comfortable laughing at yourself, it doesn't matter how others laugh at you.
7. Never forfeit. Even in the face of certain defeat there is more damage that can be done before your end.

05/25/2024

Wizdom from the
1. The quicker you can pivot, the less likely you are to be taken off your feet.
2. You'll get more attention with a grin and drugs than just a grin.
3. If you need inspiration, your heart was never really in it.
4. If you seek salvation, you need to learn to take responsibility for your actions.
5. They say never say never. They also say never look a gift horse in the mouth. In summation, they are fu***ng stupid but being a part of we feels cool.
6. The story never ends. A story, your story, my story does end but the story never does.

04/13/2024

I just discovered you can follow hashtags. search and click the follow button please!

04/13/2024

Wizdom From the Dojo
1. Fear the old warrior who stands in the open while young warriors hide.
2. If you look around the room and you are the smartest person in that room, find a new room.
3. Never use someone's birth name if they will allow you to call them something else.
4. Standing toe to toe with someone in battle demonstrates extraordinary courage; eliminating a possible combatant by surprise before a battle starts demonstrates extraordinary thinking.
5. If you haven't lost anything yet, you haven't learned anything.
6. If you have to beg something from someone, be clear it is not you who should be worried.

03/07/2024

When you see this what do you think of?

02/03/2024

My first time back on stage in a month. I think they liked the new singalong!

The Wizard banishes the word Tomorrow and chaos ensues. Filmed by The David Collins 30 minute half hour show crew at The Comedy Bar Dubuque IA 2/1

01/10/2024

What is a broken wizard worth?

01/10/2024

This is one of the dojo's favorite people and she needs your help If you can spare a dime please do.

Our dear friend, Christina Stroud-Farrell, faced a sudden medical crisis in September 20… Jennifer Fite needs your support for Standing Strong for Christina!

01/10/2024

Our dear friend, Christina Stroud-Farrell, faced a sudden medical crisis in September 20… Jennifer Fite needs your support for Standing Strong for Christina!