06/19/2026
🦝🚨 FATHER’S DAY AT PARADOX 🚨🦝
This Sunday, June 21st, we’re celebrating fathers the only way we know how:
By giving them beer and exposing them to live music.
Forget the socks.
Forget the tie.
Forget the World’s Greatest Dad mug that’s currently holding drywall screws in the garage.
Bring Dad to Paradox.
We’ll have cold beer, hot food, and live music from Brian Grace starting at 3 PM. Brian brings a Texas-country-meets-Southern-rock sound that’s perfect for dads who own at least one folding chair, have strong opinions about meat temperatures, and refuse to throw away a piece of lumber because “it might be useful someday.”
🎸 Brian Grace – 3 PM
🍺 Beer
🌯 Food
🏔️ Patio
👨 Dad noises
Whether your dad grills in sandals, owns seventeen flashlights, has a favorite pocketknife, or still refers to every GPS as “that lady in the dashboard,” this is his holiday.
No reservations.
No dress code.
No mandatory family photos.
Just beer, music, and a gathering of Colorado’s finest middle-aged wildlife.
Come celebrate the men who taught us:
✔️ How to start a lawn mower
✔️ That turning the thermostat above 68° is a felony
✔️ Every problem can be solved with zip ties
✔️ “We’re not stopping, we have bathrooms at home.”
This Father’s Day, skip brunch.
Bring Dad somewhere he actually wants to go.
Sunday • June 21
🎸 Brian Grace at 3 PM
🍺 Paradox Beer Company
Free Dad Calibration Checks available at the door. If your father immediately points at another dad’s truck and says, “That’s a nice truck,” he’s operating within factory specifications.
🦝🍺 This message brought to you by the Paradox Department of Feral Family Recreation and Unsupervised Day Drinking.