05/21/2026
Calling all couch athletes, beer lifters, and professional excuse-makers… The Slacker .5K is almost here. 🍻
This Saturday 5/23, we’re trading running shoes for 12oz curls, sprinting for strolling, and actual athletic ability for limbo, donut eating, and beers at 10am.
Think of it as a 5K… minus the 4.5K, the training, and the part where anyone takes it seriously.
Grab your friends, stretch only if you feel like it, and get your tickets before they’re gone.
Sign up now — your inner slacker has been preparing for this your whole life!
Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/9th-annual-east-pass-slacker-05k-tickets-1989848049080