10/30/2019
MEET YOUR NANNERS!!! After fleeing a past life of crime as Europe's Most Wanted Hamburglar and toenail thief, Matthew Raihala came to Luther college, believing it to be a tropical Island with no extradition policy. When, to his surprise, he found out it was actually a college with subzero winters, he decided to make the best of his situation by changing his hair color, shaving his infamous mustache, and buying a winter coat. When he found that the coat did little to warm him on the inside, he decided to search for something more fulfilling. A search which ultimately brought him to Top Banana!