Rosie's Tavern

Rosie's Tavern Tavern

09/16/2026

Hump day…
Instead of runnin’ ‘round like a chicken with its head cut off, ganderin’ fer some supper, git in yer duct tape rust bucket and act like you stole sumthin. We gots cheap pizza pie! And Jesus criminy don’t wear your lululemons ‘cos ya’ll just be tellin’ a story that’ll hurt our eyes. Besides it’s hard stretching them over an ankle monitor anyways.
Our chief line cook will be hollertender Haley and the Boss Lady Lee will keep you up to your double chin in b**r and pie. And I’ll tell you what, we’ll save the good china fer ya! See ya in the Hollar!

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09/14/2026

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09/13/2026

Cheese and crackers, padre. Hollartender Ms Hilary clopens, commencing at high noon. Special of the day is Ms Hilary’s choice. Don’t fergit ‘bout the Backwoods Bazaar September 19th. Speaking of vendor fairs, how ‘bout a little story? Well yer gonna hear it anyways. Yestermornin’ I traipsed over to that metropolitan area to the west to gander at my number one (chronologically speaking) grandson kick a black and white ball around a pasture. Afterwards I dillydallied upon one of those urban markets. You know the ones, where it smells of patchouli and dreadlocks. Well I was hungrier than a tornado in a trailer park and needed fuel. I found, stood in line and laid good money down for some bread. ( more than a six pack of imports, yea, I know right) The peddler proceeded to yak at me ‘bout everything this bread didn’t have, you know, gluten, sugar, artificial this and that. The thing is she forgot to mention taste. And dry! Makes me thirsty just thinkin’ about. I did find some fudge until I figured out it was soap. So if’n ya’ll don’t mind I’ll invite myself over for Sunday dinner. See ya ‘bout noon and afterwards we can git our rear ends down to Rosie’s for some football.

09/12/2026

Just seven more sleeps till we all meet up at Rosie’s for that there Backwoods Bazaar on September 19th.
Those hawkin their thingamajigs, doodads and watchamacallits— (we could squeeze in a couple more if’n ya’ll are interested, shoot me a message)
Heavenly Scents by Destiny
OVAR-Old Vermilion Art Ranch
Deb’s Teddy Bears and Bags
Things by Brenda
D & J Crafts
The Mother Cluckers Crafters
Gerri’s Crafts
Jackie Trapp
(If I left out anyone hollar)

Make yer way down and browse, shop and sip. We’re fixin’ on havin’ a good time.
On today’s menu, college ball, small ball and Bobby Pierce at Eldora shootin’ for a hundred grand purse. Gotta support the local boy, ya know. If that don’t fancy ya the video poker machines have been on fire lately, and that’s a matter of fact Jack.
You know sometimes I reckon I do the best I can about half the time. Lol Hope to see ya in the Hollar!

09/11/2026

Fabulous freakin Friday. One foot in work and one foot in work of another mother. Find some time from snappin’ beans, pickin’ maters and shuckin’ corn and make yer way to Rosie’s. Ms Lee be mopping up last nights shenanigans and be ready to serve you up an ice cold one. Stick around long enough to say howdy to Ms Hilary who comes aboard ‘bout 5ish. I’m gonna keep it short today, I musta caught one of those summer colds from one of those snot nosed kids. Cough cough- See ya in the Hollar!

09/10/2026

Get Meemaw and Peepaw out of that rockin’ chair and off the porch. It’s time to crack a crisp one with the boys. Today, Thursday, Ms Hillary servin up frothies till Ms Lee slings the suds.
I know most of ya’ll don’t give no hiney about football but, sit still, hands folded, eyes forward, and listen up…
The Seahawks came back from a 10 point deficit, added three fourth quarter interceptions to repeat what they pulled off in February’s Super Bowl matchup, a Patriots defeat. Now if that wasn’t enough fer ya we got the 49’ers and the Rams on the teles, live from Melbourne tonight. (7:30pm) Yep mate! from da land down under. So, let’s have a g’day or if it’s a bad day, a bidet.

09/09/2026

What’s cookin’ on the ole book of dates-
Backwoods Bazaar- September nineteenth- I’m perty sure we can squeeze in a couple more sellers, swappers and deal makers. If’n interested, give me a shout via the interwebs, preferably, messenger.
Happy freakin’ Gilmore-Barstool Golf- October third- Is it gonna be fun? Yer darn tootin’ mister. Are ya gonna miss it? Hell…na. Git yer britches in gear and sign up at Rosie’s. What we rake in goes right back to the local community.
On our most immediate agenda- Wednesday’s child is full of woe. Cheer up, buttercup. It’s wet yer whistle Wednesday. Nine dollar in the hollar pizza pies and if’n that don’t tickle yer fancy FOOTBALL IS BACK! We can gander at a rematch of last season’s Super Bowl , Seahawks and the Patriots. Yep it’s a Wednesday night game. Oh the humanity.
We’ll leave the porch light on fer ya.

09/08/2026

First and foreskins, you’re all a bunch of good eggs out there. Especially those bargoyles who moseyed down and got a load of my goat rodeo. Ha ha ha, it literally was my first rodeo. Sorry to disappoint but the little lady wouldn’t let me leave the house with those b***y shorts on. Guess she didn’t want to loose me.
A barstool salute to Ms Tina for the tutorial on the pizza oven. Y’all be pleased to know no pizzas were sacrificed and I didn’t burn the place down. Hell, I was Gordon Ramsey by the time I left. Another big bar stool salute to Ms Karen who tag teamed me out of that hullabaloo. Say loot.
On our most immediate agenda, discounted domestics, Ms Lee flips the neons on at 10, Ms Rage serves up till 10. Come down and party with the Mother Cluckers, those OG of the charcuterie board. Rest yer bones and experience the weather in IMAX. It’s gonna be a peach. And lastly, if you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough ‘cause that just might hurt in the mornin’. See you in the hollar!

09/07/2026

Let’s celebrate workin’ by not workin’. Although they got me workin’. What? Rosie’s be offerin’ a soft opening tomorrow- Monday ‘bout 12. We have a guest hollartender, moi. So no fancy drinks unless you done know the recipe and then it’s gonna be questionable, hope you like yer pizza pies burnt cos I’m sure I’ll forget , and that confused look on my mug , it will absolutely be authentic. I’ll have no idea what b**r you drink and no idea where in the cooler it is. Okay, The upside, I might wear something low cut and maybe some b***y shorts, because, you know, tips. Now that’s a visual. Sometimes you just hafta do what ya hafta do. See ya in the Hollar.

09/06/2026

Now you shouldn’t be lookin at yer phone during mass but it’s Labor Day Eve folks- Ms Hilary swings the saloon doors open at high noon. We’re gonna fire up the ole electric picture box with more college pigskin, Cubs-Marlins, Sox-Twins , Cards-Rockies and fast cars turning left.
A big barstool salute to all who dropped by the hollar Saturday. Saaaay Loooot! It was a pleasure seeing y’all. I had to Irish good bye in hopes to get vittles at the Catlin Lions Day Fish Bash but they plumb sold out by the time I moseyed in. There was salvation when the kind gentleman did fetch me a free hotdog. At first I was disappointed (‘cos I was wantin’ fish) but that there hotdog hit the spot. I tip my hat to you sir.
Okay all you ornery hombres, let me tell ya, sometimes you just gotta saddle up and hold on tight. See ya in the hollar!

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13127 Grape Creek Road
Danville, IL
61834

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 10pm
Wednesday 10am - 10pm
Thursday 10am - 10pm
Friday 10am - 1am
Saturday 10am - 1am
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

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