06/03/2026
🚨 ATTENTION LUNCH SKIPPERS, FAKE WORKERS, AND PROFESSIONAL DAY DRINKERS 🚨
Starting this Friday, Ike’s is opening for lunch on Fridays & Saturdays at 11:30 AM!
🍗 Wings? Yep.
🥔 Loaded Baked Potatoes? Yep.
🍺 Ice-cold beer? Obviously.
🏃 Responsibilities? Not our department.
Why wait until dinner when you can make questionable decisions before noon?
Whether you’re taking an “extended lunch break,” avoiding chores, or just looking for a reason to leave the house, we’ve got you covered.
📍 Fridays & Saturdays
🕚 Open at 11:30 AM
Come hungry.
Leave happy.
Tell your boss you had a dentist appointment.
* We will not be providing doctor’s notes, alibis, or bail money. *
See you Friday. 🍻