Nighthawks Tavern

06/23/2026

We all know what a pain it is to have to leave because you were ill-prepared… or because your “friend” bummed one too many and suddenly your stash disappeared faster than happy hour wings.

So, because we’re problem solvers (and definitely not enablers), we’ve got you covered.

Now available at the Dirty Bird for your convenience and enjoyment. No more emergency supply runs. No more disappearing acts. No more blaming your buddy for “accidentally” taking the last one.

And before anyone asks: 21+ only. But let’s be honest… if you’re inside a dive bar in the first place, you should already be 21 or older. If that’s news to you, we have bigger problems than running out.

You’re welcome. 🍻

— Degenerates, solving problems nobody asked us to solve.

06/21/2026

🚨 Father’s Day Survival Alert 🚨

Today is Dad’s Day.

You’ve spent all year opening jars, fixing things nobody else even attempted to fix, killing spiders, pretending to know where everything is, and funding everyone’s hobbies.

As a reward, we’re giving you permission to do what every dad secretly wants:

🍺 Escape the kids.
🍺 Escape the significant other.
🍺 Escape the endless “Daaaad…”
🍺 Enjoy a cold drink in peace.

We’ll even let you sit there and stare at the TV without asking what’s wrong.

So tell the family you’re “running an important errand” and head our way. We won’t ask questions.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, stepdads, granddads, bonus dads, and the guys who somehow became everyone’s designated problem-solver.

Cold drinks are waiting. Your responsibilities can find you tomorrow. 🍻😎

06/18/2026

⚡️🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨⚡️

Against all odds, the power company has decided we deserve electricity again.

The transformer had its little meltdown, but the lights are back on, the beer is cold, and civilization has officially been restored.

🍻 We will be OPENING AT NOON! 🍻

Come celebrate the return of modern technology with us. We survived the apocalypse, and by apocalypse, we mean a few hours without power.

See you at noon. Bring your thirst and leave your complaints about the inconvenience at home. ⚡😎🍺

06/18/2026

⚠️ Well, this is awkward… ⚠️

Apparently the power company decided our day needed a little extra excitement. A transformer blew, and despite our staff’s extensive qualifications in pouring drinks and dealing with shenanigans, none of us are certified electricians.

So until the lights come back on and modern civilization returns, we will be CLOSED.

Trust us, we’re just as disappointed as you are. The beer is cold, the bartenders are ready, and the electricity decided to choose violence.

We’ll update everyone as soon as power is restored. Until then, feel free to direct all complaints to the transformer currently reenacting a scene from an action movie.

Stay safe, stay cool, and we’ll see you degenerates as soon as the lights come back on. 🔥⚡🍻

06/13/2026

Humidity: High ☑️
UV Index: High ☑️
Patience Level: Critically Low ☑️

Looks like Mother Nature woke up and chose violence today. So skip the heat stroke and come hide out with us.

🍻 Marlee is holding down the fort from Open until whenever she decides she’s had enough of your nonsense.

🚗 Erin will be here from ?-6p, and yes, she’s getting a new car. No, she wasn’t abducted. No, she didn’t finally make better life choices. If you don’t recognize the vehicle in the parking lot, don’t panic.

😈 Then Arora takes over from 6p-Close to supervise the evening’s poor decisions, questionable stories, and whatever other shenanigans you degenerates manage to create.

Cold drinks. Cold A/C. Warm bad decisions.

Nighthawks Tavern – your last stop before rock bottom.

06/11/2026

🌡️ Humidity Level: Swamp Ass. 🌡️

If stepping outside feels like walking face-first into a wet towel, congratulations—you’ve experienced summer in Pennsylvania.

The good news? The A/C is cranked up at Nighthawks, the drinks are cold, and the complaining is absolutely free… as long as you keep it to yourself.

Stop dehydrating yourself in this miserable heat and come dehydrate yourself the way us degenerates intended—with ice-cold drinks and questionable life choices.

🍺 Fresh Meat is behind the bar from 12 PM – 6 PM, trying her best and probably already sweating through it.

🍻 Then the OG Danielle takes over from 6 PM – Close, reminding everyone why she’s a legend and why half of you refuse to drink anywhere else.

Come cool off, grab a drink, and remember:

Leave your whining at home.
It’s hot.
We know.
The doors are open.
The doors are closed.
The A/C is on.
The A/C is off.
Someone’s too hot.
Someone’s too cold.

We’re just here serving drinks and surviving one humidity-soaked day at a time.

Nighthawks Tavern
The last stop before rock bottom… 😘🍻

06/10/2026

06/10/2026

🚨 Fresh Meat Alert 🚨

Everyone, meet Liz — the newest addition to our degenerate family.

She’s a mom, so she’s already trained in handling chaos, cleaning up messes, and surviving random meltdowns with little to no warning. Basically, she’s overqualified for this place.

She’s cute, she’s sassy, and she’s ready to sling drinks… but before the surrounding area starts getting ideas, she’s taken. So keep it classy(ish).

Stop into the Dirty Bird today and give Liz a warm welcome — or introduce her to the fine art of functioning at the Last Stop Before Rock Bottom.

🍻 Today | 12PM–6PM 🍻

Be nice. Or don’t. Either way, she’s about to find out what she signed up for. 🖤🐦

06/08/2026

🌞❤️ Tonight is a little bittersweet! ❤️🌞

Come see Amber from 6 PM–Close for her LAST Monday evening shift at Nighthawks for the summer!

While we’re sad to lose her on Monday nights, we’re incredibly excited to watch her chase her dreams at Beach Bites down at Fireman’s Beach. If you’ve ever been lucky enough to be served by Amber, you know she brings great drinks, great vibes, and an even better smile wherever she goes.

Don’t worry—you can still catch her at the Dirty Bird every Friday from 6 PM–Close. 🍻🖤

Stop in tonight, have a drink, give her a hug, leave a big tip, and help us send her off with all the love and support she deserves as she begins this exciting entrepreneurial adventure.

Good luck, Amber! We’re cheering for you every step of the way. 🌊☀️🦅

06/06/2026

Blume has been approved for a rare public appearance.

🦅 Nighthawks Tavern
⏰ 6p-CLOSE

After going back to his full-time job, every other Saturday babysitting responsibilities, and the crushing weight of adulthood, he’s barely mentally hanging on.

So come say hi while you can. At this rate he’ll be listed as an endangered species by fall.

Nighthawks Tavern
Last Stop Before Rock Bottom.
🍺 See you Tonight.