10/20/2026
UPLAND COLUMBUS HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER!
I’ve been lurking along this River for decades, and Upland went and opened a brewery right next to my stomping grounds.
Great views. Cold b**r. Suspiciously close to my hiding spot. So naturally, I took over their Instagram account.
If they’re going to be my neighbors, I might as well help myself to their Wi-Fi. I’ve slimed their logo and made myself the unofficial riverfront landlord. You’re welcome, Upland! 💚
Mill Race Monster Festival is October 23rd-25th at Mill Race Park! No account is safe. Especially this close to the River.
-The Mill Race Monster Festival