Thirsty Turtle Pub

Thirsty Turtle Pub Home of the Best Happy Hour in Columbia! Established in 1996, The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite gathering place! Get out of your Shell and come see us!

The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite Hometown Pub! Daily Happy Hour, Late Happy Hour and Fantastic Nightly Specials.

It’s Friday!! You know what that means, cold beers at your favorite watering hole! 🍺🎉
06/05/2026

It’s Friday!! You know what that means, cold beers at your favorite watering hole! 🍺🎉

If summer had a headquarters, it’d probably look a lot like this 🐢
06/03/2026

If summer had a headquarters, it’d probably look a lot like this 🐢

Some bars rack pool balls. We rack beer. Free pool all day at Turtle. 🎱🍻🐢
06/01/2026

Some bars rack pool balls. We rack beer. Free pool all day at Turtle. 🎱🍻🐢

New bartender alert 🚨 - Meet Kendall! Her favorite drink is a Vodka RedBull with a shot of Rumpies! She’ll be here Monda...
05/30/2026

New bartender alert 🚨
- Meet Kendall! Her favorite drink is a Vodka RedBull with a shot of Rumpies! She’ll be here Monday Open-8:30!!! Come say hi🍻

TDIF!!!! $4 perfect 10 bombs all day. Cheers! 🍹
05/29/2026

TDIF!!!! $4 perfect 10 bombs all day. Cheers! 🍹

The weather’s good, the patio’s open, and the bags are flying. Sounds like a Turtle kind of night. 🐢🍻
05/28/2026

The weather’s good, the patio’s open, and the bags are flying. Sounds like a Turtle kind of night. 🐢🍻

Financial advice from Turtle: if it’s happy hour all day, technically you’re saving money 💰 🐢
05/26/2026

Financial advice from Turtle: if it’s happy hour all day, technically you’re saving money 💰 🐢

Come spend Memorial Day at your favorite local bar!! Enjoy free pool all day long along with some red, white, and blue b...
05/25/2026

Come spend Memorial Day at your favorite local bar!! Enjoy free pool all day long along with some red, white, and blue bombs! 🇺🇸🎱🥃

Come See Why We Have Been Serving Up CoMo’s Best Happy Hours For Almost 30 Years! See You At The Turtle! 🐢 🍻
05/22/2026

Come See Why We Have Been Serving Up CoMo’s Best Happy Hours For Almost 30 Years! See You At The Turtle! 🐢 🍻

Free pool Thursdays got people acting different 🎱🍻
05/21/2026

Free pool Thursdays got people acting different 🎱🍻

Address

916 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO
65201

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 12am
Tuesday 3pm - 12am
Wednesday 3pm - 1am
Thursday 3pm - 1am
Friday 3pm - 1am
Saturday 3pm - 1am

Telephone

+15734426696

Website

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