03/19/2013
Pony T: There should be a new genre of fan fiction. Like, take any cast from any show you want, with all of their powers and abilities and personalities intact, and drop them on the island from Lost.
Pony A: Like, just have the plane crash, and the first several events play out in sequence like they would, and then modify it from there based on how the different people would change the story line?
Pony T: Exactly.
Pony A: Holy s**t, dude. That would be brilliant. Oh! And I know what you should write for the first one. Drop the Five on the island. You know, from Sanctuary. I mean, you'd have to kind of make up a personality for Nigel, but the others would be totally doable. John with his teleporting, and Tesla with his electromagnetism, it would be pretty epic.
Pony T: Yeah, but you know that could be dangerous. I mean, think of the plausible endings. Tesla could detonate the island, like with a 60% chance of ending the world.
Unison: Oh my god!!!
Pony T: John would jump into the smoke monster.
Pony A: Damn skippy he would. Especially because he's still full on Jack the Ripper at that point in time. He's still got the electricity abnormal inside him that made him all tweaked and crazy evil.
Pony T: Oh jesus. The electricity monster inside John inside the smoke monster.
Pony A: That's a scary fu***ng thought.
Pony T: It's like Satan's Turducken!
