Hokes Bar

10/21/2011

The Top Ten Reasons Karaoke is Better Than S*x
10. With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.

9. You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.

8. When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.

7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.

6. With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.

5. It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.

4. With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your microphone.

3. It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.

2. You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.

1. No one complains about a 3-minute Karaoke performance.

10/21/2011

if you don't like me I don't like you ;)

10/20/2011

An office email
Attention all associates
Subject: BINGO

Now that the intercom system is working, Terry has given us permission to use it for
BEER BINGO. Denise is designing the BEER BINGO cards on her PC as we speak.
Cost per card is fifty cents with a 5 card maximum. Half the profits will go to the
winners, the other half will be donated to the Diamond Jim Relief Fund and be
completely tax deductible. Doug will be the caller and announce BEER names every
9 minutes throughout the day. Ray will be assisting Doug by telling him the varieties
of BEER he has tried, in order, since he was a small boy. You play the game by
putting an "X" through the brand of beer on your card with a purple crayon.
If you don't happen to have a purple crayon, you can't play.

Denise will make sure that no two cards are alike. When you get 4 or 5 in a row,
this way or that way, you scream BINGO as loud as you can, collect your winnings,
and leave work early. Jeff will be bringing a bus load of 80 year old ladies
to participate in a focus group to determine the bingo games marketability.
Please be nice to them!

IF U THINK U NEED A COLD ONE ( I know I do )
BEER can be shared with associates at the usual place tonight after work,
5:01pm SHARP
p.s It's pool league night so come and support your teams

10/18/2011

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
Tom Waits.

10/17/2011

"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

10/12/2011

10/12/2011

thanks to all of you have become fans! give us some feedback, answer a poll or two, post your karaoke requests, share a funny Hokes Bar story or good time memory but most of all tell your friends and come on down and have a beer!

10/10/2011

SAM: What'd you like, Normie? NORM: A reason to live. Give me another beer.