If it was possible for a storage closet to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this place would look like Tom Selleck. Originally built as a railway warehouse in the early 1900's and later used as a printing facility (for counterfeit money I presume), the building was converted to residential condominiums in 1995. It wasn't until 2012 that this historic speakeasy was discovered and revive
d. After extensive research and liberal speculation, we can only assume this "hidden" gem was founded by 3rd degree bootlegging assassins in the dark of night to entertain the needs of the type of man that cheats death on a daily basis. It is rumored that Capone and Dillinger arm wrestled here while a young Chuck Norris slang rye whiskey and bathtub-gin cocktails. The private 300sq ft full liquor bar tucked away in a highly desirable downtown residential building has a proven track record of satisfying the most demanding thirsts of the most ruthless thugs (as evident on the FB Mug Shot page). Sale price includes bar stools, flat screen TVs with security cameras, and real patron signatures on the wall. The proprietor has even agreed to throw in a 1,030 sq ft residential loft as part of the deal! Don't ask for historical bar sales, as real bootleggers don't keep track of that kind of stuff. Only good times and bad decisions are recorded here. Buy it to impress your friends, piss off your ex-girlfriend, or as a tax write-off for all the money you pour down the drain after hosting kick-ass events time and time again. Be that guy who can say to a hot chick at the bar, "I'm heading back to my personal speakeasy after this. You coming?". There comes a point in every man's life where you realize you need to become part of a legacy. Your chance is now. Take advantage of this rare opportunity to become an instant bad ass and carry on this legendary tradition. This bar is not just your own personal get-away, it is a way of life. If you're asking yourself if the price is firm, I can tell you it's not. You will want to pay me even more after you see it in person. Based on the track record, this place is guaranteed to get make you fertile.
