Woodie's Flat

06/10/2026

PATIO WEATHERMAN UPDATE: Umm… entire patio got completely destroyed. The walls came down into cars, umbrellas flew away, tables flipped over, Shawn almost drowned and we almost lost Alfredo to Texas! (If anyone has some dry clothes for Shawn, please donate to Woodie’s Flat ASAP!)

06/09/2026

WORLD CUP TIMEEE! We’re opening early at 2pm on 6/19 for USA vs Australia game! Also we have this super yummy new special going on during the World Cup from June 11th through July 19th called the Pitch Please Dip. It’s got red, white and blue chips (cuz, Amurrica!) with chorizo queso, guacamole, red salsa and sour cream. Come get your dip on! ⚽️

06/02/2026

Hulu Huli is our Sauce of the Month for June! It’s a sweet, savory and tangy umami flavor explosion in your mouth. Pineapple, ginger, garlic and soy sauce combined into culinary perfection. Try it until the end of the month! 😋 🍍 🧄 🫚

05/28/2026

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 The lineup has officially dropped and our buddies at Riot Fest have gifted us a pair of 3-day GA tickets for us to give to one lucky follower. Just like this post and comment and tag your friend, neighbor, work wife, cool uncle, or whoever you want to take with you when you WIN!
Manifest it!! Here we go!!
**Must be following us to win, duhhh.
**Link in bio for extra entries if you’re an overachiever. (Better odds if you do this TBH)

05/18/2026

It’s official! We will be airing all three Summer House reunion episodes live! Catch em Tuesday 5/26, 6/2 and 6/9 at 7pm complete with Summer House themed cocktails and SOUND ON, obviously! Come watch all the drama with us at the Wood! 🙀

05/01/2026

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04/30/2026

Orange Soda Burst is our May Sauce of the Month! This isn’t your average orange chicken. It tastes like you just drank a crisp orange soda in the absolute best way. Try it all month long starting tomorrow.
🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT!! 🚨 Comment an emoji that’s orange and you’ll be entered to win a $25 Woodie’s gift card! Winner will be randomly chosen on Friday 5/8. Low lift, high reward. 🍊 🍗 😋

04/17/2026

Kardashia Trivia is happening May 6th. Come at 7:30pm to play for free! Prizes for top teams PLUS, the best dressed interpretation of a Kardashian wins a $200 gift card! Also, just for funsies, vote in the comments on who looks best as a Kardashian: Shawn, Gabe or Chuck?

04/01/2026

BIG NEWS! We’re excited to announce our official partnership with the University of Michigan! Starting today, Woodie’s Flat will officially be a Wolverines Bar! GO BLUE!! Who is excited!?

03/27/2026

Flamin’ Hot Cheeto is our sauce of the month for April. Spicy, crunchy, savory and deliciously addicting. Try it all month long starting 4/1!

03/20/2026

It’s official according to .chicago. We’re THE place to be for March Madness. Don’t miss all the action! We’re open early all weekend with platters and specials and basketball galore! 🏀 Let the madness ensue!

03/09/2026

Woodie’s never misses… a shot or an opportunity to give you the DEALS! 🏀 Take full (court) advantage of our Munch Madness platter and game day specials whenever we’ve got NCAA basketball on TV during March Madness. (March 19th-April 6th) We’re opening EARLY at 11AM on March 19th (Thursday) and 20th (Friday) for those who might be on “sick” leave. More details at link in bio.

03/09/2026

03/06/2026

Meet Sticky Sesame, our March sauce of the month. A drool-worthy experience loaded with soy sauce umami, honey, and a punchy jalapeño and sriracha finish. Topped with a sprinkle of crisp green onions and sesame seeds because we respect TEXTURE around here. Only available this month. Try ‘em because come April, it’s gone forever like it never happened.

03/06/2026

Woodie’s Wings never miss. Ask and . They’ll confirm the quality and never-miss-ness once they recover from the minor beatdown the got from our feisty queen of the kitchen, Blanca. Video proof at the end. Happy almost March Madness!

Also, do you think should stop dating magicians? Sound off in the comments!

03/05/2026

Laugh Madness is ONE WEEK AWAYYY! Don’t act like you don’t love to laugh. And if you truly don’t, please seek professional help. I hear BetterHelp has some great deals on therapists right now. 😉

Link in bio. 😂😡

02/04/2026

It’s officially Fireball February and Corey and Sean from did what they do best and reviewed them for you. And the verdict is… 🔥🔥🔥! There might be six more weeks of winter but the good news is, four more weeks of Fireball! It’s a short month so come try em while you can.

02/01/2026

February is for Fireball sauce that brings that iconic cinnamon-y sweetness without actually getting you drunk (for better or worse.) It’s only a tiny bit reckless and dangerously easy to keep eating, especially paired with a shot of Fireball. Consider this sauce a nostalgic reminder of your questionable life decisions or perhaps chaotic nights out in a past life. Order now at link in bio.

01/28/2026

ONLY a few days left to try the Teriyaki Sauce! It’s a glossy umami bomb that is sweet, savory, and irresponsibly comforting. Order now at link in bio before we move on to February’s Sauce of the Month which IYKYK is going to be FIREBALL.

01/28/2026

Cat in the wall, eh? — Charlie Kelly. Come to It’d Always Sunny Themed Trivia hosted by on Thursday night, January 29th and show your knowledge of “The Gang!”

We start at 7:30PM and reservation info can be found at link in bio! As usual, walk-ins are also welcome.