Swagg The Officiant

09/09/2025

I'll be the first to admit that a fat ass caught my attention, but never made me faithful. A pretty face got me to commit, but never changed me. It was that funny girl with that beautiful personality, million dollar smile and heart of gold that left me in tears begging for a second chance. I never viewed women the same after her. She left my heart convinced that love is more about chemistry than biology."

02/17/2025

09/29/2024

ANY LADIES WANT TO GO FACE RIDING TONIGHT LET ME KNOW 😜

09/21/2024

Give me head if I’m wrong…..but ain’t tomorrow Monday???

08/23/2024

Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
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You are laughing right? May joy and laughter never depart from you. 😂😂

07/31/2024

Who's Available For A Nap Date 🥱

06/21/2024

y when a person get n a relationship.. the first thing people say is they change... a person n a relationship should not act like they did when they was single.. ijs

06/18/2024

Date women who believe in date nights, baecations & random acts of appreciation 😮‍💨🤍

06/15/2024

I love u

05/24/2024

All men ain’t chasing🐱..Some really wanna build with one woman they can trust💯❤️

05/13/2024

Love her, spoil her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, make her smile, make her happy!

05/03/2024

Don't let me waste my time on something that's not real. If the feelings aren't mutual let me know. Don't leave me in the dark.