01/07/2026
Sweet Baby Dive Bar Jesus 🤣
MY DIVE BARTENDER PRAYER TO LITTLE BABY DIVE BAR JESUS
Dear Sweet Baby Dive Bar Jesus, Grant me the strength to smile at people I would NEVER invite to my house. Bless my hands to pour, my ears to hear trauma without making eye contact, and my soul to survive the phrase I know the owner. Baby Dive Bar Jesus, protect me from Sticky floors, Fake IDs printed at home, the debit and credit card that definitely worked earlier, and the guest who says surprise me then hates surprises. Give me patience for the guy who orders 12 lemon drops, and then tips in advice. Shield me from Karens, Chads, and the mysterious man who smells like Miller lite and Marlboros. May the ice bin stay full, the POS not freeze at 11:47 PM, and the bathroom survive the night. If I must deal with nonsense, let it at least come with a good story, a great tip, or a free shot. And when the chaos lets loose, The music is loud, And someone yells BROOOO. Remind me I chose this life, I love this life, and tomorrow I will do this all over again.
AMEN
DBM OUT!!!
I think we all can relate right before we hit the trenches!