Black River Bar

10/15/2026

10/14/2026

10/11/2026

🦁🏈 IF YOU'RE COMING TO THE BRB FOR LIONS FOOTBALL TODAY… 🍻

Our Detroit Lions are headed to Arizona to take on the Cardinals!

Normally, you'd think a bunch of little red birds wouldn't stand a chance against a pack of hungry Lions. But have you SEEN our defense lately? 😂

Hell, our secondary has been giving away touchdowns like they're handing out free b**r at a bachelor party!

We were hoping Brian Branch would be back this week, but apparently our defense has decided to continue its charitable work for another game! 🤣

The good news? Our offense can score touchdowns faster than most teams in the NFL!

The bad news? Our defense can give 'em away even faster! 💀

So come on down, grab a cold one, and watch the Lions take on the Cardinals in what promises to be another exciting episode of "HOW THE HELL ARE WE STILL WINNING?" 😂

🏈 KICKOFF AT 4:25 PM!
🍺 BLACK RIVER BAR OPENS AT NOON!

The b**r is cold, the offense is hot, and our defense couldn't stop a shopping cart with three bad wheels!

💙🩶 ONE PRIDE! GO LIONS! 🦁🏈

10/04/2026

🦁🏈 If you’re coming to the BRB for Lions football tonight…

The Lions are headed into Carolina’s litter box — and we’re not going there to bury anything. Except the Panthers 💩😂

We’re gonna scratch up the furniture, knock some s**t off the counter, and leave the Panthers wondering WHO LET THE BIG CATS IN?!

🍺 Cold drinks
📺 Lions on the TVs
💙 Honolulu Blue at the BRB

Time to crap all over their litter box.

ONE PRIDE! 🦁🏈

10/02/2026

❄️🍺 WINTER HOURS AT THE BRB! 🍺❄️

The days are getting shorter, but there’s still plenty of time for a cold one at the Black River Bar!

🍻 MONDAY: 3 PM
🍻 TUESDAY: 4 PM
🍻 WEDNESDAY: NOON
🍻 THURSDAY: 4 PM
🍻 FRIDAY: 4 PM
🍻 SATURDAY: 3 PM
🍻 SUNDAY: NOON

Save it. Share it. And most importantly… come see us!

where winter is better with a b**r in your hand. 🍺
See ya at the BRB!