The Low Down

01/05/2025

Sorry everyone, we have no power.
Dominion is working on it but their timetable is is 4-5 hours. Please know we will open as soon as we can after the power comes back. Have a great Sunday.

01/31/2024

Happy birthday

So we take a break from our intergalactic chicken space opera to wish this guy a Happy Birthday. Elliott is our KM, our chef, our squirrely gremlin. This is him posing for a baseball photo like two years ago. It's noted and appropriate that he even had to choke up for the picture. Says a lot. Happy Birthday Ell!
oh and a chicken

11/23/2023

Happy thanksgiving everyone. We are not the sappiest of people but we are very thankful all of you for making us a part of your lives. Because of all of you, we’ve raised our families and built lives to be thankful for. We are forever indebted and will be here as long as you’ll have us. Enough of that. We are here at4:00 today if you want an escape. And if you are alone, please please join us earlier and have a plate with our families. All our welcome.

11/01/2023

I don’t know. He’s spiraling.

10/25/2023

Oh sure, chickens can breathe in the cold vacuum of space. Outlandish, irresponsible, and downright schlock!

10/12/2023

We had one rule! No friggin’ clowns!

Keeping with our SPOOKTOBER theme. But come on, the mummy is "unwinding"? this stuff writes itself. We don't like Nubs but he said he'd leave if we put him in this. So here's hoping. Hope to see you all. Chiefs/Broncos 8:15.

10/04/2023

Just keeping it 100. That’s the most awesome thing we’ve Ever seen.

10/03/2023

That’s not AI. That’s just a burger super imposed on your 5th grad school picture. Boom! Got him!

So we just realized we had access to generative graphic AI. So this is gonna get weird. Here is an anthropomorphic cheeseburger in the style of hyper-realism. His name is Henry (Hank to his friends, but he doesn't need any friends!). please enjoy and we are very excited.

09/20/2023

We read the rough draft….it’s pretty good. It’s not
Sharknado but there’s something there…

Holy Cow look at that intensity. This is famous action star Cluck Couper. He volunteered to make an appearance after filming his latest blockbuster Fry Hard: Range free or Fry Hard. We are lucky to have him. Someone please help us. We are dangerously close to writing a screenplay for chickens. This has to stop.

09/18/2023

Hey uh, I got a trivia question for ya, who spent 5 years and six figures on a fancy college degree just to come home and live in his mothers FROG for 6 years? Lemme think, oh yeah that was you…..we get it, you read a book, here’s your good star. Now Get Back To Work, Socrates!

Pictured here is a forced lecture by Professor Erroneous W. Wrongsfield (real name redacted) trying to convince this crowd of young people that Maximillion de Robespierre was the real hero of the French Revolution and that Edmund Burke was just an overly cautious book worm. This all because he got Nsync and Backstreet mixed up last week in our Trivia. Let it go Prof. And let those kids go about their lives, ya creep...

09/13/2023

‘Sa good picture… no cap

It's Wednesday everyone...Sometimes the content takes a while and then sometimes you get a picture of a chicken wearing a cape on top of a mountain and you realize there are no notes. Just awe and appreciation. Thank you, this hero does wear a cape.