05/29/2026
🚨 ELIJAH’S FINAL NIGHT ‼️ (FEAT. “BULLETPROOF,” a song Elijah may or may not have a peripheral familiarity with.)
Tonight, one of our greatest fears is manifesting itself: In just a few minutes, it will be the beginning of the end of DJ Twinkletoes’ time with us, as he starts his final Thursday DJ set before beginning his new beginning in Chicago. (Hm. Are these rejected Djo lyrics or something? Like, seriously, “what’re we doing? What’s going on?” *said in a Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson voice*)
Anyway, since Social Media Guy appears to be having some kind of stroke, let’s try to get to the point while we still can: It’s Elijah’s last shift at Fellows TONIGHT, Thursday, May 28th, so you need to come out to hear “Bulletproof” on loop once more, while you still can. For the second time in a week, it’s another emotional time that requires your attendance, so please, again, do not be a clown. Come see us tonight, and most importantly, come see Twinkletoes.
We love ya, Elijah. Good luck in every new endeavor in Chi-Town!
