Sad Monkey Mercantile

Sad Monkey Mercantile Located a mile from Palo Duro Canyon, Sad Monkey Mercantile provides everything for the happy camper!
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Music makes the people come together, yeah! We got tomorrow at noon. on the patio tomorrow night. Then will help us s...
05/29/2026

Music makes the people come together, yeah! We got tomorrow at noon. on the patio tomorrow night. Then will help us say goodbye to the weekend on Sunday for lunch! See ya soon!

We will be closing today at 7pm for a staff meeting
05/26/2026

We will be closing today at 7pm for a staff meeting

Today we remember and honor the men and women who gave everything for our country. Thank you for your sacrifice! We’re g...
05/25/2026

Today we remember and honor the men and women who gave everything for our country. Thank you for your sacrifice!

We’re grateful for the freedom to gather, work, and enjoy days like today. We’ll be open regular hours today if you’d like to stop by.

CONGRATULATIONS to this year’s Chip Chuckin’ Champions Ian, Slayde and Matti! Come back next year to defend your title!A...
05/24/2026

CONGRATULATIONS to this year’s Chip Chuckin’ Champions Ian, Slayde and Matti! Come back next year to defend your title!

Also THANK YOU all for coming out! We didn’t expect as many people for what it was lol. Can’t wait to do it again next year!

Many have been asking and YES, our first annual Chip Chuckin’ Contest is STILL happening this Sad’urday!Please come earl...
05/19/2026

Many have been asking and YES, our first annual Chip Chuckin’ Contest is STILL happening this Sad’urday!

Please come early to sign up! The Kids Division (12 & under) starts at 2pm, followed by the women’s and men’s chuckin’ shortly after. If we DO get rained out we won’t be complaining though. See you soon!

Happy Sad’urday! It’s HOT outside but cool at the Monkey with the smooth vocals of and bluesy tunes of ! Come spend you...
05/16/2026

Happy Sad’urday! It’s HOT outside but cool at the Monkey with the smooth vocals of and bluesy tunes of ! Come spend your day with us!

H-o-t HOT!!! It’s gonna be toasty this weekend so please bring plenty of water for you AND your furry friends! 📸:
05/15/2026

H-o-t HOT!!! It’s gonna be toasty this weekend so please bring plenty of water for you AND your furry friends!

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SUPER excited for the shoutout in this month’s article about !! Also proud of our friends , , and , too! Go snag a cop...
05/10/2026

SUPER excited for the shoutout in this month’s article about !! Also proud of our friends , , and , too! Go snag a copy today with on the cover (and download her album if you haven’t already…we love it)!

We loved visiting with and absolutely LOVE his work. Thank you!!

Join us Sad’urday, May 23rd for our first annual Chip Chuckin’ Contest! Whoever can throw a longhorn patty the farthest ...
05/05/2026

Join us Sad’urday, May 23rd for our first annual Chip Chuckin’ Contest! Whoever can throw a longhorn patty the farthest will win some cool prizes!

We’ll have Men’s, Women’s, and Kids Divisions (and yes, plenty of gloves)

Just stop by the day of to get your name on the list. Chuckin’ starts at 2 PM!

Details coming soon!
05/02/2026

Details coming soon!

Address

9800 TX/217
Canyon, TX
79015

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 8pm
Tuesday 9am - 8pm
Wednesday 9am - 8pm
Thursday 9am - 8pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 8pm

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