09/11/2026
🚨🚨 BURLINGTON. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 🚨🚨
We have a 16oz CAB NY STRIP tonight that has been PERFECTLY SEASONED and is currently sitting in our kitchen wondering why you haven’t gotten your rear end in here yet.
🥩 SIXTEEN. OUNCES.
That’s not dinner.
That’s a commitment.
That’s a relationship.
That’s something you introduce to your parents.
It’s juicy. It’s seasoned. It’s gorgeous. Quite frankly, it has its life more together than most of us.
AND IF STEAK ISN’T YOUR THING…
🐟 WE HAVE A FISH FRY TOO.
Because apparently we believe in FREE WILL around here.
You can choose the steak.
You can choose the fish.
You can stare at the menu for 14 minutes while your server quietly questions every decision you’ve made since 1997.
AND LET’S NOT FORGET…
🍂🍁✨ COME FOR THE DECORATIONS. STAY FOR THE FOOD.
We may have decorated like a group of people who were given unlimited access to a storage unit full of holiday decorations and ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION.
You’ll walk in thinking,
“Wow, these decorations are absolutely insane.”
Then you’ll take one bite of that NY strip and say,
“OH. THAT’S WHY WE’RE HERE.”
So put on pants with a little forgiveness, gather your people, and get your butt to BJ Wentker’s.
🥩 Steak
🐟 Fish Fry
🍻 Drinks
🎄 Questionable amounts of decorations
😂 And absolutely no judgment about how much you eat
COME FOR THE DECORATIONS.
STAY BECAUSE THE FOOD JUST RUINED YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING.
📍 BJ Wentker’s — Burlington, WI
Your diet called. We sent it straight to voicemail. 😂