10/14/2026
…And so, a friend told us that God was sitting around talking with Pete.
God said, “Pete, we need to give these people in The Land a day of rest. What do you think about Wednesday?”
“But that’s Steak Night at Sidelines!” Pete replied.
“Well, I’m out of days!” God said. “I mean, they’ve got the Guards Thursday, Friday AND Saturday. They’ve got the Buckeyes playing that Indiana team earlier on Saturday, and then the Browns on Sunday (after church, of course!). I’m afraid these Clevelanders are going to be WASTED FOR 10 DAYS STRAIGHT if we don’t give them Wednesday off!!!”
Pete looked at God and said…
“BUT THIS IS CLEVELAND… LET IT ROCK!!!” 🤘🏈⚾
🔥 STEAK NIGHT AT SIDELINES — WEDNESDAY!
Because in Cleveland, we don’t take days off… we just find another reason to celebrate! 🍻
Join us for Happy Hour 11-7 and enjoy an 8oz Strip Steak Dinner with choice of baked pot or fries and salad :$12
All Day (dine in only)