06/02/2026
Woody Allen once observed that 50% of life is showing up. And although he’s soft cancelled for marrying his stepdaughter, even old weird s*x guys are capable of dispensing a timely nugget of wisdom. Because, at the end of the day, if you didn’t show up, you weren’t there. And if you weren’t there, then you couldn’t have had a blast playing Moot Trivia with all your friends—and you certainly couldn’t have gotten your team name called out, or won free shots, or even earned $50 off your bar tab for winning. So, for perhaps the only time in your life, listen to Woody Allen, and play some quiz with us tomorrow night at 8! (And then stick around to watch the Knicks win Game 1!)