boy: i bet you 5 buck i can make your boobs jiggle without using my hands. girl:

06/12/2013

Considering college? Make sure you are going to one with hot chicks

Some of us go to school to learn, the rest of us people watch.

03/26/2012

Every F*cking Time .. :D

03/19/2012

F**k yeah.. :D

03/18/2012

I bet I can jiggle your b***s.. without actually touching 'em ... LMAO.. this is hilarious

04/27/2011

Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I`ll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE`RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?" Boy:...........

04/27/2011

Does anyone else do this during class: 1. peel your nail polish off 2. search your hair for split ends 3. check the clock every 5 seconds 4. draw hearts on your paper 5. draw smiley faces on your hand 6. secretly eat because your starving I hope I`m not t

04/24/2011

If VODKA was water and i was a DUCK id swim to the bottom and never come up.. but VODKA`s not water and I`m Not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f*ck up..