02/28/2026
Oh y’all thought I was staying home? That’s cute.
🚨 Sam’s BBQ Private Bar opens at 3pm and guess who’s behind the bar?
Me. In my element. Slightly unhinged but very good at pouring drinks.
Happy Hour 3–7, so if you miss it that’s on you and your poor life choices. 🍻
It’s nice outside, the patio is calling, and I will absolutely judge you (lovingly) if you’re not holding something cold by 3:17.
Karaoke kicks off at 7 with Whiskey Wild — so stretch those vocal cords and your audacity. I expect drama, dedication, and at least one off-key power ballad. 🎤
Come see me. Tip your bartender. Tip your KJ.
Mind your business.
Or don’t. Either way… I’ll be ready. 😌