09/24/2026
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🟠🚨 BOSTON, WE HAVE A SITUATION. 🚨🟠
First, the Scots came to town. (Thanks Meet Boston 🙌🏼)
Then they started putting traffic cones on statues.
Then Boston started chanting “NO SCOTLAND, NO PARTY.”
And honestly? We saw the chaos and thought, yeah, we can make this about w**e.
Welcome to ORANGE OCTOBER 2027 - The annual challenge where perfectly reasonable adults voluntarily attempt to drink 10 different orange w**es in 31 days for the ultimate prize:
A T-SHIRT.
Is it necessary?
No.
Is it important?
Extremely.
Will you begin October thinking, “Ten w**es? Easy.” and find yourself on October 29th aggressively ordering your 8th glass while texting your friends “WHERE ARE YOU I NEED TWO MORE”?
Almost certainly.
And because Boston apparently decided that statues need traffic cones now, we’re embracing the madness.
10 w**es.
1 month.
1 shirt.
Absolutely no dignity required.
So gather your people. Drink the "weird orange stuff".
Put a cone on something that probably shouldn’t have a cone on it. Because October is coming....
NO ORANGE. NO PARTY. 🟠
Orange October starts October 1st.
God help us all.
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Grand Déjeuner Importing thanks for the inspo 😉