06/07/2026
OFFICIAL YETI SIGHTING UPDATE
The Wise County Department of Cryptid Affairs has concluded its investigation into the recent Yeti sighting at the 80s & 90s Throwback Glow Party Block Party in Pennington Gap.
Witnesses reported flashing lights, loud music, dancing in the streets, and a mysterious furry creature appearing to enjoy himself entirely too much.
After reviewing eyewitness accounts, studying photographic evidence, and following an alarming trail of karaoke requests, investigators believe the Yeti is already on the move.
PREDICTED NEXT SIGHTING
Saturday, June 13
7:30 PM
Big Cherry Brewing
Experts believe the combination of karaoke, flashing lights, amazing singers, great food, cold drinks, and a packed crowd may prove impossible for the Yeti to resist.
Citizens are advised to remain alert. If you hear music, laughter, and suspiciously enthusiastic singing coming from Big Cherry Brewing, the Yeti may already be among us.
Attempting to avoid the fun is not recommended.
Report all Yeti sightings to YetiTainment immediately.
Case Status: ACTIVE