HAMMERED DRUNK

09/23/2020

2020 is FU**ED.

morgan

03/23/2019

F**k, just woke up. What year is it???

01/14/2018

WILLARD!!!!!

04/27/2012

S**T FACED.

01/17/2012

11/26/2011

now that the lame ass black friday is over, we can all focus our efforts on S**T-FACED Saturday!

11/19/2011

Who's got a massive pelvic mounted mayonnaise blasting meat missile, two thumbs AND a birthday today? THIS GUY. Get sh*t-faced!!!

11/09/2011

looks like an anonymous di****ad had his vomit nozzle mounted to his face dome and on full blast sunday.

11/04/2011

might as well go ahead and get totally fu***ng sh*t-faced today!

10/26/2011

Sh*t-faced

10/14/2011

Inspirational words for the day: Might as well get sh*t-faced and spray some vomit tonight like the gold medal olympic champion you are!

09/17/2011

since today ends in Y - might as well go ahead and get totally S**T-FACED.