Hoot & Ole's Smittys Tavern

06/13/2026

Hey everyone, Kim is sitting here all by herself and she needs people to talk to…and serve a beer or two to!

Also, the Dutchtown Open is coming up a week from today. Grab your 4 players and come to Hoot and Ole’s and get signed up for the tournament and have some fun with us

Ole and Bored Kim

06/04/2026

I couldn’t work today so Todd came in and saved the day and opened and was slinging beers. I opened the garbage can for him as payment and put a bit of honey in there for a bonus

06/02/2026

Hoot and Ole's will be serving hot turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and gravy with a dinner roll for $13.00 starting at 11:30

As always, we will deliver inside the city limits of Austin. Just call 5074347102 for an order

05/24/2026

🏌️‍♂️ DUTCHTOWN OPEN — JUNE 20
🌩🔥 THE POST THAT MAKES THE CLOUDS REARRANGE THEMSELVES OUT OF RESPECT 🔥🌩

If your team STILL isn’t signed up, I’m convinced you’re living in a storm drain behind an abandoned Blockbuster, eating uncooked Pop‑Tarts like a feral raccoon, and communicating with the outside world by banging on metal pipes like you’re summoning sewer spirits. Meadow Greens is currently vibrating like a jet engine duct‑taped to a shopping cart and you’re out here acting like destiny isn’t trying to clothesline you into registration.

SIGN UP AT HOOT & OLE’S
💥 4‑person roster
💥 $350 entry
💥 A willingness to accept chaos as your new legal guardian

This tournament will:
⚡ Make the Earth’s crust shift half an inch toward Wisconsin
⚡ Turn your ball flight into a supernatural omen meteorologists refuse to acknowledge
⚡ Cause at least one golf cart to attempt a maneuver that violates physics, ethics, and zoning laws
⚡ Make the sloths form a fully armed, fully trained, fully unhinged tactical strike squad (slow, but unstoppable and emotionally disappointed in you)

Hole 12?
That’s not a hole.
That’s a dimensional catastrophe where time folds like a cheap lawn chair and gravity takes PTO. People enter. Legends emerge.
Ole loses a shoe, a glove, his wallet, his composure, his sense of direction, his sense of purpose, and somehow gains a temporary tattoo of a sloth riding a lawnmower while screaming into the void.

The drink cart?
It moves like it’s powered by the collective rage of every golfer who’s ever four‑putted from six feet.
It sees your thirst and whispers, “Your reckoning draws near.”

If you don’t sign up soon, I’m pulling up to your house wearing a reflective vest, holding a clipboard, blasting three hype songs at once, and yelling your name like I’m summoning you from the astral plane.

Call Hoot and Ole's at 507-434-7102 or Ole @ 507-481-7899 with any questions

05/19/2026

Today at Hoot and Ole’s we have a Philly cheesesteak and chips for $13.00. Come on down and see us

As always delivery is available call us at 5074347102

05/15/2026

Hoot and Ole’s will be showing the Austin Bruins vs Minnesota Wilderness semifinal games tonight at 730 and tomorrow at 730 also with $3.50 beers and rail drinks during the Bruins games.

Come on down and root the boys on to a Robbie cup championship.

05/05/2026

On the lunch menu at Hoot and Ole’s today is a Hot beef sandwich with mashed potatoes and gravy for $13.00. As always delivery is available in town by calling 507-434-7102

Thank you
Ole

02/03/2026

We will be having softshell beef tacos for lunch at Hoot and Ole's. They will be $3.00 each or all you can eat for $12.00.

Lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, sour cream, and taco sauce are available for condiments for the tacos.

Hope to see you there
Ole

01/27/2026

Just a reminder. Tomorrow for lunch at Hoot and Ole's is a sliced turkey sandwich with mashed potatoes and gravy and corn. All for $13.00 Come on down and see us or call us for a delivery, within the city limits at 507-434-7102

Thanks
Ole

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