The Coy G. Menser Foundation for Bath Salt Rehabilitation Research

08/30/2014

Coy Menser--
He was a desperate little man
He snorted bath salts everyday
He ate a homeless guy's face off
Behind the Westville Pub
Might've seen Coy Menser
Gettin' away, po' boy!
Might've seen Coy Menser
Gettin' away . . .

Coy Menser--
He went up on the Westgate bridge
And there he thought he was free
But he turned around and Van Duncan
Grabbed him by the arm
Saying, "Coybert, come & go with me, po' boy!"
"Coybert, come & go with me . . ."

"Coybert, come & go with me, po' boy!"
"Coybert, come & go with me . . ."

Coy Menser--
Had a mother and a father, too
He sent for them to come & go his bail
But there was not no bailout for a face-eatin' man
So they shoved Coy Menser back in jail, po' boy!
They shoved Coy Menser back in jail . . .

They shoved Coy Menser back in jail, po' boy!
They shoved Coy Menser back in jail . . .

Coy Menser--
He had a pretty little wife
The dresses she wore was blue
She'd come to the jailhouse with a loud shout
Saying, "Coybert, I've been true to you, po' boy!"
"Coybert, I've been true to you . . ."

"Coybert, I've been true to you, po' boy!"
"Coybert, I've been true to you . . ."

Coy Menser--
He stood up in his cell
With tears a-rollin' down his eye
"I've eaten the face off of many a po' boy,
And now I am ready to die, lord, lord!"
"And now I am ready to die . . ."

"And now I am ready to die, lord, lord!"
"Now I am ready to die . . ."

"I've been to the East,
And I've been to the West,"
"I've been this whole wide world around . . ."
"I've worked at Thai Basil,
And I've worked at UPS,"
"Now take me to my hangin' ground, lord, lord!"
"Now take me to my hangin' . . ."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USJqZJcWRik

In Loving Memory of Coybert "Coy" Menser (1984 ~2014)

08/30/2014

"The Coy G. Menser Foundation for Bath Salt Rehabilitation Research: Not only am I the President; I'm also a Member."

~Coybert G. Menser

08/28/2014

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08/26/2014

LET'S FACE IT . . . We've all been addicted to bath salts at one point or another. For me, however, the blessed light at the end of that tunnel came one night when, after a bath salts binge of several lost days, I groggily regained consciousness lying belly-up in the gravel parking area behind the Westville Pub. As I slowly came to and once again viewed my surroundings through a bleary-eyed stupor, I couldn't help but notice the overwhelming stench of wrought iron and garbage along with all the tiny bits of a homeless guy's facial particles . . .

08/26/2014

Hey everybody! This week is "Bath Salts Awareness Week" so just remember, stay away from behind the Westville Pub and don't let THIS happen to YOU!!!

08/22/2014

"Our mission here at the 'CGMFBSRR' is to further the research into the causes of bath salt addiction and to ensure the eventual rehabilitation of those homeless individuals who have fallen victim to bath salt abusers in earnest hopes that one day, through the miraculous mysteries of science, they will once again be able to proudly walk down Haywood Road knowing that, somewhere along the way, an attempt has been made to somehow reattach some portion of what remains of their faces, in some manner."