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Not Your Average Bartender

Private event bartending services. Based in proficiency, professionalism, and high volume experience.

10/04/2026

One of my old 🌶️head friends called on me last night. It was her daughter’s gorgeous quincinera. Congratulations to Londyn, and to your parents, you are growing up beautifully. The 🍎 doesnt fall far from the tree though. I remember seeing Jessica when I was a teenager and thinking she was one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen in my life. And guess what yall? She still is!! Looks the same as she did 25 years ago 💕

Happy event szn yalll, make it memorable ✨

08/02/2026

Congratulations to the Steven’s!! They had the most beautiful backyard Bar X wedding, complete with fabulous barndominium accommodations. Cheers to a life of love and happiness to yall 🥂💘

(Those garage doors and humidity had me ptsd-ing back to that one place…. You know what? Nevermind 😉😂😂 )

12/14/2025

Grinch themed party done ✅ I should have taken more photos the decorations were incredible!! All I got was the Max tree 🐕🎄 I’d say thank you to my clients, but they’re my friends at this point 🤣 so thank yall for ALWAYS taking care of me!!!

11/23/2025

In South Texas, we are blessed to bartend BEAUTIFUL Quinces 👸🏽🎉🍾

11/16/2025

Whenever I bartend a wedding, I think very much of my perfectly seamless wedding day. I try my best to save people money, and make it as stress free as possible. Everyone deserves a perfect wedding day. Congrats to the Perez’s 🍾 we enjoyed taking care of some old friends last night 💍💒

09/19/2025

Now accepting credit card payments.
‘Cause who doesn’t love points, right? 😎

09/18/2025

My clients opened a beautiful facility today, grateful for the opportunity to help them network and grow. There’s never a reason to not hire a bartender 😉 Call me today and book for the holidays, let me pour you some joy ✨

08/24/2025

It may be a little early, but every store on Earth has Halloween decor out, so here goes nothing 😂😂
Book now for the holidays, they’ll be here in a FLASH yall
🎃👻💀🦃🎄🎅🏼🍹🥂🍾

07/13/2025

I worked beautiful Quince last night, and I got to see so many of my students out in the wild. They all looked so grown-up all dressed up!!! (For those that follow my page and don’t know, I’m a teacher and part-time social worker in my career jobs.🤓)

There were SO many people there to support this young lady, it was wonderful to see the event unfold. As always, thank you to my client and all the guests for taking care of me 💜

*PLEASE* check out the pics below. I’ve worked a lot of events over the last 20 years, and I’ve seen a lot of unique decor and traditions. But THE coolest thing I’ve seen so far was the Ramen bar they set up for the kids at the end of the night!!! Complete with all the fixins- flamin hot cheeto crunch, mayo, crema, corn, and allll the things. Very cool 😎

06/07/2025

Thanks to Smokin 66’s BBQ Team for having me out for the second year in a row. It was South Texas SWEATY out here, that direct sunlight almost took me out 😂 It was a great party yall, thanks for letting me pour up, as always 🍻

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