Kwazulu bar

01/06/2013

MOONBAG PROMO TODAY AT KWAZULU BAR, BEERS AT 2K

19/02/2013

You know you Lived in Late 80's if you did the following;
- You used to wave at planes and say, "Bye Museveni.."
- You thought rats would give you money after plucking your tooth.
- You used to shout at white birds and say, "Mpa enjeru, nkuwe emyufu.."
- You ever played kakebe, masasi, duulu, mama ne tata, bulada..
- You used to see cows passing and say, "ente mulaalo, teyina mayembe.."
- S*x meant ebyobusiru (Bad manners)
- You made toy car out of wire mesh, soccer balls out of empty milk buveera.

19/02/2013

You know u have a China phone when......
1. The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging...
2. The phone has a Tv, microwave, torch,nail cutter, tooth brush, cigarette lighter
3. Text messages can be written with a tooth pick
4. There are some spelling mistakes, eg Nokla, i-porn, Blackderry, Samvang.
5. When an aeroplane passes, it records,one missed call
6. When a big truck hoots, it records, charger connected
7. It has dual sim cards, dual memory cards and dual batteries.
8. When there is no electricity, it records,insert simcard.
9. When u post a status on facebook, it automatically posts 10 more.
10. If u passby a chinese lady/man when d phones bluetooth is on, it records, new device detected please enter the pairing code..

14/02/2013

now streaming live music from utube

06/02/2013

NOW WE ARE GETTING READY FOR EAGLZ BLAST!

20/09/2012

20/09/2012

GET READY FOR KONSHENS, COMMING NEXT MONTH AT KWAZULU, BEER DRINKING COMPETITION COMING BACK, SPOT THIS SPACE

20/09/2012

buy 2, get one free the latest trend ov kwzulu promtion coming soon

15/09/2012

TO DAY IZ SATO, LETS MAKE IT ABLAZE AT KWAZULUN THE BACK DOOR

10/09/2012

GET READY FOR THE NEW KWAZULU BAR. COMING SOON AROUND TOWN!!!