30/05/2026
🏆 🇹🇭 FIRST WON THE FIRST ONE 🔥🔥
SHE. DID. IT. 😭🌟 FINALLY !!
🔵🟣 DK SPECIAL : HANDICAP 3-10
📆 SATURDAY 30 MAY 2026
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all you degenerate pool sharks who showed up on a Saturday acting like you had a chance.
WE HAD A SPECIAL ONE TODAY. 🎉
64 players. 110 matches. 931 racks. One champion. And approximately zero excuses that were good enough. Let's get into it. 🔥
🥇 CHAMPION : (27,000 BHT)
🇹🇭 FIRST (H8)
First bkk, the beautiful queen from Bangkok 🏙️ who has been grinding this game for YEARS — walking into rooms, pocketing balls, looking gorgeous, and somehow always leaving without the trophy — finally said "Not today, Satan. Not today."
After god-knows-how-many tournaments of being the player everyone feared but no one gave the crown to, she marched through this entire bracket like it owed her money — which, at 27,000 baht, it literally did. 💸
H8 handicap. 7 matches. 47 racks won. 69% win rate. 👑 The glow-up was statistical AND physical.
Gene bid 18,000 baht on her at auction. Gene: officially the smartest person in the room AND the richest right now. 🤑
Bangkok, your girl came, she saw, she CONQUERED. First singles title in her career. Frame it. Tattoo it. Put it on her Wikipedia page that doesn't exist yet. 🖼️
🥈 RUNNER-UP : (15,000 BHT)
🇨🇳 JUDY (H4)
Oh Judy. JUDY. 😤
H4. The lowest handicap of any finalist. This woman was spotted with basically no head start, fighting through a bracket full of H8s, H9s, and H10s like she was playing a completely different — and frankly unfair — sport.
She made it all the way to the FINAL. Beat Orca in the 3rd place bracket on the other side. Fought hard. Got there.
And then she ran into First bkk who was apparently running on a lifetime of pent-up championship energy and literally nothing could stop her.
15,000 baht and eternal respect for Judy. The handicap system said "you get fewer balls" and Judy said "fine, I'll just be better." Mad respect. 🫡
🥉 3rd PLACE : (6,000 BHT)
🇹🇭 MAY C (H5)
56% win rate, H5. Won Group 5 (W1-G5), rolled through the bracket looking dangerous, made it to a 3rd place fight and collected her bag. Queen behavior. 💅
🇹🇭 EM TH (H5)
54% win rate, 27 racks won, 6 matches deep. Made the semis. Got stopped by First bkk who was already in full coronation mode. Walked away with 6K and a story. Not bad. Not bad at all. 😤
Both of them: officially "lost to the champion" energy, which is the most honorable way to lose. Take the 6,000 and go spa. You earned it. 🧖♀️
🎖️5th PLACE : (2,500 BHT)
🇺🇸 CHUCK (H10)
🇹🇭 AOOD (H6)
🏴 CHRIS REY (H8)
🇹🇭 ORCA (H8)
💥 STRONGEST PLAYER 1K : (37,000 BHT)
🇹🇭 EM TH | 🇹🇭 FIRST
🇹🇭 MAY C | 🇨🇳 JUDY
💥 LASTMAN STANDING 3K : (38,000 BHT)
🇹🇭 EM TH | 🇹🇭 FIRST | 🇹🇭 AOOD
📊 BY THE NUMBERS (Because We're Nerds)
🎱 64 players entered — 63 of them were wrong
🔢 110 matches played
🎯 931 total racks — that's a lot of chalk
💰 Player Payout Total: 64,000 THB
🏆 Champion's cut: 27,000 THB — worth every rack
🎤 FINAL WORD
Tonight wasn't just a pool tournament.
Tonight was a coronation. 👸
First bkk walked into Double Kiss carrying years of near-misses, beautiful shots, and "maybe next time" energy — and she turned all of that into one flawless, unapologetic championship run.
Bangkok represent. 🏙️🔥
Congratulations to ALL the money finishers. Condolences to Kevin Kr and Luke R who won 69% and 71% of their racks respectively and still went home broke. The 9-ball gods are chaotic and we accept this.
See you at the next one. 💋🎱
— Double Kiss Pool Hall & Sports Lounge 🎱
Where every kiss counts. Especially the first one. 😏