HumanFish. TapRoom.

30/12/2022

And so it has come to this.

To my beloved HumanFish friends and family.

I am writing to let you know that HumanFish will be no more. We will close at the end of the month after a 15 year adventure.

"I thought you closed years ago!!??" - I hear you say. Well no.... but now sadly yes. It has been a tough couple of years and it is time for me to move on to other things. Well some of you know that I have been corrupting the minds of young people as a teacher for a little while now.... so I will devote myself to that with the energy that it deserves. I will still be in Slovenia, and will see you all around.

HumanFish will always be special to me. It is not about the beer, or the hops or the yeast. It never was. It was about the people.

It is my family who sometimes unknowingly took this risk with me, especially my wife Tanya who has so often taken the pain without the gain, but always with her bouncing enthusiasm. I am sorry Tanya for any problems I have caused you.

It is everyone who ever worked for HuamanFish over the years, as an employee, a student or just helping out in some way. You all made me so humble to have worked with you, and the effort you put in made this thing what it is. I hope you appreciate how grateful I am, and I hope you look back on your time working at Fish and smile.

To my customers, distributors and especially the bar staff, some of whom are now my friends, you were awesome and so underappreciated in the work that you do, and to the bar owners who especially early took a risk with us and put up with our failings for longer than I would have.

To our HumanFish drinkers.... our real customers. I hope you will look back fondly on all your plans for world domination brewed up after your 5th combat wombat on some random terrace somewhere.

To all of you.... thank you.

It has been an adventure that has shaped me in ways I could never have predicted 15 years ago. I have not loved every minute of it, but I have loved the journey, the creativity, the partnerships, the friendships.

I know I have not been easy to contact recently, so sorry for that also. I hope as time passes we can remember Fish for the fun times.

Thank you all, and see you in a bar somewhere. I will be working one last time in the taproom tonight if you want to stop by.

so long......

Matt
The Yeast Whisperer

p.s. if you want to buy a brewery send me a msg.

28/09/2022

Točilnica bo zaprta v sredo, 28. 9. 2022. Ponovno bomo odprti v četrtek, 29. 9. 2022. Hvala za razumevanje.

The TapRoom will be closed today, Wednesday 28.09.2022. We will re-open tomorrow 29.09.2022. Thank you for your understanding.

27/07/2022

Zaradi smrti v družini bo točilnica zaprta v četrtek, 28. 7. 2022. Ponovno bomo odprti v petek, 29. 7. 2022.

Due to a death in the family, the TapRoom will be closed on Thursday 28.7.2022. We will re-open Friday 29.07.2022.

Matthew & Tanya
Team HumanFish

22/07/2022

Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, "F**k I'm hot" ? Do you look at the person sitting next to you on the bus and think "That is one hot looking person!" Well, the HumanFish Taproom summer menu is up for all the hot people out there, featuring WittyFish, Fatt Matt's Hard Ginger Beer and Lemonade and our Vienna Lager, along with summer favourites like an 11% Imperial Porter, for those Australians out there who don't give a s**t about a bit of hot weather. Come, for Netflix and Chill without the Netflix.

15/07/2022

The taproom will open late today

24/06/2022

The taproom will open late today. When exactly? Aaaaah, when Matt gets there. Sorry, not sorry. Here is a song to keep to company in the meantime.

TISM · The White Albun · Song · 2004

14/05/2022

Rain rain go away
Go f**k yourself I have to say
Our terrace full, a sunny day
You came and chased them all away.

Matt.

25/11/2021

Novi stari vhod v Točilnico. Zavoljo varčevanja z energijo pri ogrevanju v teh hladnih dneh in večerih. 😊

Na vratih boste našli tudi zvonec. Uporabite ga, če želite postrežbo na terasi ali če ste prišli kupiti samo pivo za s seboj pa ne smete vstopiti zaradi neizpolnjevanja PCT pogojev.

Se vidimo.

15/09/2021

This is Matt. He will be your waiter tonight in the taproom where the new PCT rules apply.

And this is the table he has reserved for people who want to argue with Matt about the rules.

Matt has his own opinions but just wants to go to work peacefully, pour beer and badly sing songs from the 50's, 60's and 80's to the annoyance of his customers.

The wall is interested in your opinions though.

Cheers

12/09/2021

Dragi vsi, glede včeraj... 😅

Hvala Escobar Specialty Coffee Roasters za pobudo in organizacijo festivala kave pri sosedih. Hvala vsem, ki ste spili toliko kave, da ste potem še ultra energično praznili kozarce piva, najprej tako hitro, da ga je zmanjkalo Pivovarna Kralj na festu in potem še vseh v sode nafilanih rezerv pri nas. Hvala, ker ste se sprehajali do bližnjih bankomatov po gotovino, ko sem vam povedala, da nam je poginil POS terminal. Hvala vsem, ki ste prvič v življenju pili Stouta in Mudpuppyja in karkoli sem vam že prinesla, ker je zmanjkalo vaših najljubših. Hvala vsem, ki ste bolj potrpežljivo čakali na pivo, kot jaz na stroj, da opere kozarce. Hvala za iznajdljivost pri iskanju tistih nekaj kvadratnih centimetrov za zasest na terasi in hvala tistim, ki ste mi svoje QR kode pokazali samoiniciativno.

Divje je bilo, pridite še kdaj. 🤗 Vaša Anja, Sluga Točilnice aka. TapRoom Slave. 🍻

P.S.: Danes po dolgem času na p**i Baltic Porter.

03/09/2021

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