15/05/2026
Pitch a B*tch is back for round 3 ✨
You make a PowerPoint.
You present your friend to a room full of q***rs.
You try to convince us they’re the love of someone’s life.
We want unhinged lore.
We want screenshots.
We want childhood photos, niche talents, and deeply questionable dating histories.
Each presentation gets 4–6 minutes, followed by a short audience Q&A because frankly people will have questions.
🎤 Hosted by Ralu & Jay
🖥 Presentations can be in English or Romanian
Important:
Poly frogs, open situationships, emotionally complicated arrangements etc. are all welcome.
This is q***r matchmaking. Interpret that however you want.
📍 Billie & the Frogs — Strada Decebal 22
📆 Saturday 23 May — 6 PM
💌 Want to present?
Apply in our DMs by Thursday 21/05 and we’ll send you all the details.
Most of our events are free, but the café survives thanks to what’s ordered at the bar, so if you come enjoy the mess, please support the space with a drink, coffee, or sandwich. 🐸