The Retreat House

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🎾 CALLING ALL D**KERS! 🔥Don’t wait for someone else to build your team. Tag your partner. Rally your squad. Lock in your...
25/08/2026

🎾 CALLING ALL D**KERS! 🔥

Don’t wait for someone else to build your team. Tag your partner. Rally your squad. Lock in your spot. 👊🏓 Your court. Your team. Your moment.

We’re looking for players ready to step out of the usual and join The Retreat House Pickleball Hub – SOCIALS SATURDAY: THE FIRST D**K! 🏓

Whether you’re looking for your first tournament experience or ready to test your skills, there’s a category for you:

🏆 BEGINNER MIX — 16 teams only
🏆 BEGINNER MEN — 16 teams only
🏆 NOVICE WOMEN — 16 teams only

💰 ₱250 per player
📍 The Retreat House Pickleball Hub, Calamba, Misamis Occidental
⏰ 8:00 AM – 10:00 PM
📅 NEW EVENT DATE: TO BE ANNOUNCED

👕 OFFICIAL EVENT JERSEY
Original Price: ₱450
🔥 Pre-Sell: ₱400 until 1 week before the final event date

⚠️ SLOTS ARE LIMITED — 16 TEAMS PER CATEGORY!

📲 SCAN THE QR CODE TO REGISTER!

PLAY HARD. MAKE FRIENDS.
CREATE MEMORIES.
GET OUT OF THE USUAL.

“HUY, SIMBAKO KA… 😭”“Pickleball ra mi uy!”Pero sa imagination sa mga tao:👀 “Sure oy?” 😂Sometimes, gusto ra gyud ka:🏓 mag...
15/08/2026

“HUY, SIMBAKO KA… 😭”

“Pickleball ra mi uy!”

Pero sa imagination sa mga tao:
👀 “Sure oy?” 😂

Sometimes, gusto ra gyud ka:
🏓 magduwa
👯 mag-bond with friends
☕ magkape
🍕 mukaon
😂 mag-chika ug mag-enjoy

That’s exactly what The Retreat House Pickleball Hub is about.

PLAY. GATHER. UNWIND.
Get out of the usual. 🏓

So… who’s your d**k partner? 👀
Tag them. Basin ma-misunderstood na pud. 😂

📍 DBAN, Calamba, Misamis Occidental

You came for the pickleball.You stayed for the chismis. 😂🏓4 HOURS OPEN PLAY.🗣️ 3 HOURS CHISMISAN🏓 1 HOUR PLAYBecause som...
13/08/2026

You came for the pickleball.
You stayed for the chismis. 😂🏓

4 HOURS OPEN PLAY.
🗣️ 3 HOURS CHISMISAN
🏓 1 HOUR PLAY

Because sometimes you don’t need another night scrolling at home.

You just need a paddle, a few good people, a little competition—and maybe some chismis on the side. 👀😂

Come solo. Bring your friends. Find your d**k partner.

📍 The Retreat House Pickleball Hub
⏰ 4PM–10PM
🏓 Open Play — ₱100/head
🎾 Paddle Rental — ₱50

Who’s your d**k partner? 👀

12/08/2026

This time, it’s not about making a sale.

Sincerely, if you’re tired, lost, overwhelmed, or just not okay lately—come by.

Maybe have a coffee. Or just sit down. Breathe.

There are days we’re struggling to keep this place going too.

But this is one of the reasons we’re still here.

To have a place where someone who’s having a hard time can simply come in, breathe, and feel a little less alone.

For you
The Retreat House is here. 🤍

Always

POV: You finally learned where your money is better spent. 😌🏓❌ 3 hours for ₱300✅ 6 HOURS OPEN PLAY FOR ONLY ₱100More cou...
12/08/2026

POV: You finally learned where your money is better spent. 😌🏓

❌ 3 hours for ₱300
✅ 6 HOURS OPEN PLAY FOR ONLY ₱100

More court time.
More d**ks.
More rallies.
More friends.
More fun. 🔥

Why spend more when you can PLAY MORE?

📍 The Retreat House Pickleball Hub
🕓 Open Play: 4PM–10PM
💸 ₱100/head

Tag your d**k partner who needs to see this. 👀😂

GET OUT OF THE USUAL. GET ON THE COURT.

YOUR GAME DOESN’T NEED MORE GAMES.IT MIGHT NEED A COACH. 👀🏓You can play pickleball every week and still be repeating the...
12/08/2026

YOUR GAME DOESN’T NEED MORE GAMES.

IT MIGHT NEED A COACH. 👀🏓

You can play pickleball every week and still be repeating the same mistakes.

Bad positioning.
Wrong footwork.
Inconsistent strokes.
And wondering why your game isn’t improving. 😅

Proper coaching changes that.

Learn the fundamentals.
Move better.
Play smarter.
Build confidence.
And most importantly—have MORE fun on the court.

Whether you’re a complete beginner or already hooked on pickleball, getting proper coaching can help you maximize your game and your overall wellness. 🫶

🎾 AVAILABLE FOR BOOKING AT THE RETREAT HOUSE:

🔥 COACH JERO
🔥 COACH ROGER

Ready to level up?
Don’t just play more. PLAY BETTER.

📍 The Retreat House Pickleball Hub
Get out of the usual. Get on the court.

AVAILABLE TONIGHT 4pm to 7pmDM for table reservations
09/08/2026

AVAILABLE TONIGHT 4pm to 7pm
DM for table reservations

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Cebu City
7210

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