Tuakau Cosmopolitan Club - Incorporated

18/09/2026

WARRIORS vs KNIGHTS — LIVE THIS SUNDAY!

The One New Zealand Warriors take on the Newcastle Knights, and we’re showing all the action on our big screens!
Bring your mates, grab a drink and settle in for some footy!

Come down to the club and cheer on the Wahs with us!

COME ON WARRIORS! 💙💚

13/09/2026

Cryptic Clues!
What’s on the front cover of Etazhi? Who do we voice in a new animated movie? Which siblings were, much later, canonised by this Pope?

12/09/2026

One lonely little Springboks supporter with bragging rights!

What a great turnout this morning for the rugby! Plenty of good vibes, big cheers and everyone enjoying a delicious free breakfast.

And the fun isn’t over yet! 🎶 We’ve got live entertainment happening right now from the very talented Rusty Angels.

Come on down to the club, grab a drink, enjoy the music and make the most of the afternoon!

See you at the club!

12/09/2026

11/09/2026

Ok NRL tipsters, finals time is on. Live tips going into are

Panthers v Wahs
Catherine
Elliot
John
Dave
Digby

Panthers v Roosters
Tim
Connor
Glenn

Roosters v Wahs
Daz

Good luck all

10/09/2026

CALLING ALL RUGBY FANS!

The big game is on! Come down to the Tuakau Cossie and watch the All Blacks take on South Africa LIVE on our big screens!

🔥 Kick-off: 9am
🍳 Complimentary BBQ breakfast
📣 Cheer on your favourite team with us!

Then keep the good times going after the game — the bar opens at 11am, with live entertainment from the Rusty Angels from 11am–2pm!

Grab your mates, wear your colours and make a morning of it!

See you at the Cossie!

10/09/2026

Summer is just around the corner… so here’s a little throwback!

Cast your mind back to last December and our Members Shout, where the Rusty Angels had everyone enjoying their sweet sounds.

Well, guess what? They’re back!

Come on down to the Tuakau Cossie this Sunday from 11am–2pm and enjoy the sounds of the Rusty Angels live!

07/09/2026

Well we are all over with our tipping comp and the winner is............a tie! Daz and Glen both picked same in last round and ended tied for 1st. Close up 3rd was Henry. Your cash prizes will be behind bar for to collect by end of week. Congrats winners and everyone else for giving it a crack.
We do still have NRL jersey up for grabs too. Out of 25 picks we only have 11 still alive. Updates to come on that

06/09/2026

Cryptics!
Who played the final girl here? Who sang the original? Hicham had an incredible run – who beat his mile this year?

05/09/2026

Happy Father's Day! ❤️

03/09/2026

Cossie Chronicles - https://mailchi.mp/e648222c5e90/8gfvnkne9h-16569229

01/09/2026

Time to get your dabbers out and get ready to shout HOUSIE!! Come down to Club this Friday and enjoy fun night with a chance to win some great cash prizes. To secure your table contact Brian Voice at [email protected].

31/08/2026

Cryptics!
What’s Spidey’s non-alcoholic brand? Mary’s more famous daughter. My movies have made more than anyone else's (in a lead role).

24/08/2026

Only 2 weeks to go in our NRL tipping comp and seems perfect time to throw a DOUBLE points rounds. Every correct tip this week will be worth 2 points and there's some tricky match ups. With only 3 points between our top 4 and 13 teams within 10 points, this is moving round!!!

23/08/2026

Cryptics!
Who is Rob playing? Where was Flintheart originally from (it’s not Scotland in the comics)? Who swapped shirts with Diego after this (great financial decision)?

17/08/2026

Cryptics!
Their first All-Ireland in 75 years! First song on the album (problem solving). The two guys who developed this engine, independently, in the ‘30s.

09/08/2026

Remember this week is mid winter theme and 2nd place prize money will go to the best dressed mid winter team🥶❄️☃️⛄️

Mid-winter Christmas Cryptics!
What year saw these crazy festive results? Controversial now – who wrote it? What 66-year-old played OMM?

06/08/2026

Who is getting ready to rock?!

SETLIST SNEAK PEEK 👀

What do you want to hear?

Cover Up Live at Tuakau Cossie Club this Saturday
- 8pm-11pm

02/08/2026

Cryptic Clues!
R.I.P. Sam – what did he star in with Isabelle? Name the trio who wrote this classic. Spain in 2010, Colombia in 2014, Spain in 2018, England in 2022, and now these guys (fair enough).

02/08/2026

Annual Poker Tournament

Think you've got a great poker face? Our Poker Section is inviting all members to take part in their Annual Poker Tournament!

Never played before? No problem! Lessons will be available before the tournament, making it a great opportunity to learn the game and join in the fun.

If you're interested in playing, simply register your name at the bar.

31/07/2026

Congratulations Henry!

A huge shoutout to Henry for winning a fantastic fire table tonight! Get ready for some cozy vibes!

Keep an eye out because we've got more member promotions sparking up soon!