Tuakau Cosmopolitan Club - Incorporated

14/06/2026

Cryptic Clues!
That’s not George’s real name. This band had a different name too, throughout the ‘80s. What cocktail names the final shot of the day?

09/06/2026

🌴🍹 Mid-Winter Tropicana Night is Coming! 🍹🌴

Who says you have to wait until summer for tropical vibes? We're bringing the islands to you with our Mid-Winter Tropicana Night!

Dust off your brightest Hawaiian shirt, grab your friends, and escape the winter chill for an evening of great music, good company, and a whole lot of fun.

Live Entertainment – Crowded Trousers
Get ready for a high-energy show packed with the best 80s and 90s pop-rock hits, from INXS, Oasis, and Toto through to modern favourites like Bruno Mars. Expect catchy tunes, rich harmonies, sing-along classics, and a dance floor full of tropical party vibes!

Throw on your Hawaiian gear and join us for a night that will have you feeling like you're on a summer holiday.

Don't miss this unforgettable tropical winter celebration – we'll see you at the Club!

07/06/2026

Cryptic Clues!
What number is this new movie? Name the hit book. What’s the other song on the single?

04/06/2026

Housie Night Tonight!

Tonight is the second round in our Housie series, and there are plenty of chances to win.

Are you feeling lucky? You won't know unless you're in it to win it!

Grab your friends, come along to the Club, and join in the fun. We look forward to seeing you there.

02/06/2026

Hey NRL tipsters. Another tough round of games to pick and scores showed. We have a new leader with Glen on 61 now leading from Daz on 60. Some decent scoring below has bought the field up so all pretty tight.
This weeks rounds we are throwing a special in. Simply you will get 2 points for away team win and 1 point for home team win. Some good match ups too.
Good luck with your picks!

01/06/2026

We hope you're enjoying a long weekend, and are all geared up for the start of the Winter League!

Here are this week's Cryptic Clues, with no Survivor spoilers this time (except to say that Parvati in Micronesia is the show's greatest ever winner):

Name their flying pig. They might win the title this year – it hasn’t happened since ____. She was painted by Rita in 1942 and Louise in 1954.

24/05/2026

Here are the cryptic clues for the week!
Managed Union to two wins. R.I.P. to what legend? Jimmy’s fault he voted for himself.

19/05/2026

Hey tipsters. Week 11 done and new Warriors fan Daz still continuing to lead with 55 and one ahead of Glenn on 54. Connor and Sandra 3rd equal on 51.
No jackpots until next full round which will be round 14. Jackpot won't be split either. You must pick perfect round and be only one to do that in full round to hit jackpot.
Also thanks for those who picked their Grand Finalists. We have most popular pick being Panthers v Broncos with 7 choosing that combo followed by
Panthers v Warriors 5
Panthers v Roosters 3
Panthers v Souths 2
Panthers v Storm
Panthers v Tigers
Warriors v Tigers
Warriors v Roosters
Broncos v Rabbits
Keep an eye on your picks as you have chance to win NRL jersey of choice. Good luck

17/05/2026

Cryptics!
Who sang it 27 years before Blink’s cover? 14,500 years ago (or so) they made bread here. Who does Annette play?

12/05/2026

Cryptics!
In what room did Toni keep the TBC letter about this book? The team involved in a 0-0, 1-0, and 2-0! Either of the two original members still alive (JC or MT).

11/05/2026

We are saddened to hear of the passing of past Club President John McDonald this morning.

John served as President of the Club from 2010 to 2014 and made a valued contribution to our Club during his time in the role.

Our deepest condolences go to John’s wife Anne, and all of his family and friends at this difficult time.

Rest in peace, John.

Funeral details to follow

03/05/2026

Cryptic Clues!
A 1958 video game! Billie directed it with what other Oscar-winner? Name the hidden “L” ridge.

30/04/2026

Our Housie season kicks off Tonight! See the poster for all the details!

28/04/2026

Lot of tipsters did well this week. In fact 6 of yous picked 7 out of 8. Well done. But one tipster got the first perfect score of the season. Great work Sandra with that perfect 8 from 8 picks. Will get your $60 tab loaded for you at Bar in couple of days.
Daz still continues to set pace on 38 with Glenn and Thruster running 2nd and 3rd.
This week it's time to pick your Grand Finalists. You'll find an extra paper inside your card as shown. Fill it in and leave it attached. Remember if you get your 2 selections correct then you will go in with chance to win NRL jersey of your choice.
Good luck with both picks this week

26/04/2026

Cryptic Clues!
Who is the “real human being and a real hero”? R.I.P. to the namesake of this classic. What’s their shared order?

24/04/2026

Lest We Forget

Today we pause to remember and honour the courage, sacrifice, and service of all those who have served our country.

We will remember them.

23/04/2026

We’re proud to be supporting the Tuakau Netball Club’s annual Trivia Night this June—get your team together, dress to impress for the coveted Best Dressed trophy, and join us for a great night of fun at the Cossie Club! See the original post for entry details.

It's that time again 🙌 Our annual Quiz Night date is set!!
Book your team in now

20/04/2026

Housie is Back!

As the long winter nights set in, there’s no better place to be than warm and cosy at the Club

Join us for the return of Housie, hosted by the awesome teams from the Tuakau Lions and our Golf Section.

First Friday of each month (May–August), Right here at the Club

Come along for a fun night out, catch up with friends, and support two great groups doing fantastic work in our community

Bring your friends, grab a drink, and settle in for a great night—see you there!

19/04/2026

Cryptic Clues!
Who was “The Best” a year prior? Who created him? Two Kiwis won March Madness this year.

17/04/2026

Our latest newsletter - Cossie Chronicles - https://mailchi.mp/6ba247da5bf7/8gfvnkne9h-16566231

17/04/2026

Lest We Forget

This ANZAC Day, we pause to remember and honour the courage and sacrifice of those who have served our country.

We are proud to support our community, with the Civic Parade departing from our carpark before the service. We will remember them.

Our doors will be open following the conclusion of the service—come in, reflect, and connect with others.

The bar will be open after the service with No public holiday surcharge.

Goodfellas Eatery will be open for lunch from 12pm until 2pm, then again for dinner from 5:30pm

13/04/2026

Hey NRL League pickers. What a tough start to season with picks. Particularly last week where scores ranged from 1 to 5 only. Currently leading is Daz on 26, followed by Elliot and Glenn on 24 and then Curly and Thruster on 23. Remember perfect picks jackpot is at $50 bar tab also.
Still going to give you couple more weeks to figure out your Grand Finalists for NRL jersey. Could be 2 of maybe 10 teams possibly. Have attached some TAB odds to help perhaps. Warriors good value and Tigers & Cowboys also good odds bit further down list. Will be in touch when Finalists picks are due

12/04/2026

Cryptic Clues!
Only woman from here to win it for writing. What does it stand for? He directed both.