Cust Pub Memes for Mungy Teens

Cust Pub Memes for Mungy Teens owr beers r as cold as owr hospatality! meat raffels n live muzic evry wensdy
tha cust is a must

SUM OF U HAV BIN ASKIN how old mate 2dogs is gonna b abel to play tamorro nite only havin 1 hand now but dont worri,, he...
15/09/2026

SUM OF U HAV BIN ASKIN how old mate 2dogs is gonna b abel to play tamorro nite only havin 1 hand now but dont worri,, hez a rizzorsful ol bugga lyk enny1 in Cust. he duz alrite if he stiks to 1 handed cords but i also help by keepin my bass playen simpel n not to fast.. 2Dogs also sed hez pripeard to put his left foot up on tha keebord JEERY LEE LOOIS styel n stomp the keez for enny trikky bits or his grand finalee rite at the end
-that disurvs a standin ovashin, cust mgmt

thats just a bog standurd Forde famly reyewnuin nuffin owtta tha ordanary bowt this,, y r u even askin?-turn rownd n don...
14/09/2026

thats just a bog standurd Forde famly reyewnuin nuffin owtta tha ordanary bowt this,, y r u even askin?
-turn rownd n dont cm back, cust mgmt

wiv Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Bo Diddley flown in all tha way speshily frm shicargo u wont wana miss this weeks WENSDY...
13/09/2026

wiv Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Bo Diddley flown in all tha way speshily frm shicargo u wont wana miss this weeks WENSDY NITE MEAT RAFFEL
-yull b feelin blu if u miss it, cust mgmt

12/09/2026

sum cheeky hooer arskd krissy last nite up at the pub grub windo if we serv beef strokanoff she told him get owt
-cust mgmt

we hare at CUST PUB strungly reccamend u take a layar off n hav a dubbel Smirnoff on tha roks to help stave off this hee...
12/09/2026

we hare at CUST PUB strungly reccamend u take a layar off n hav a dubbel Smirnoff on tha roks to help stave off this heet, n to all the ladys hu can reed this, u can probily du wivowt bras to
-stay cool fools, cust mgmt

cust poleece n the custland minastree of tranzport r sayin WATCH OWT on owr roads this weeknd as wiv sunny days u can ix...
11/09/2026

cust poleece n the custland minastree of tranzport r sayin WATCH OWT on owr roads this weeknd as wiv sunny days u can ixpect loadsa DUM F*K drivas frm up norf cumin down n cawzin ACSEDINTS on owr bewtiful Custland roads n motoways!.
Offiser Barry Bastard of Cust PD sez if u see a oncumming JAFA VEHACAL up ahed u shuld steer tuwards it to assurt dommanince n scare that jaffa off the road ,,
Thees prowd Custland PATERIOTS Vauwn Smiff n his old mate mr skullaton (hu only appeers aftur vauwns had a few absinfs) werr on theyr way 2 a party wen they seen a big red JAFA CAR cumin tuwards em,, n they did wat enny sane persun wuld do...!!
-stand yur grownd, cust mgmt

as the wether warms up n thears morr yung sheep walkin abowt, menny Cust farmers lyk Mr Jessop n Mr Dicksin r turnen to ...
09/09/2026

as the wether warms up n thears morr yung sheep walkin abowt, menny Cust farmers lyk Mr Jessop n Mr Dicksin r turnen to nu state of the art mezzurs to keep theyr floks safe from pirvurted jafas n otha scowndrils hu mite b intarestid in buggarizing tje poor animuls. thees spikes r tha same 1s ewesd bye prizin gards at claxby on theyr wackwack padduls
-wool u b searius 4 a minnit, cust mgmt

evur sinse WILD WALLY went a bit doolally n got sent for a holeday at sunnyside his genirul stor got taken ovar bye Cust...
08/09/2026

evur sinse WILD WALLY went a bit doolally n got sent for a holeday at sunnyside his genirul stor got taken ovar bye Cust Auto Survises huve turnd it intu a workshop wiv a fewl stashin owt frunt,,
wallys old imployees Di**le n Dongle, too of the dummest fellas in cust got offard nu jobs as forcort attendints .tommy reckins it werr a bad idea givin thoz too eny sort of work watsoeva given theyr histury but CAS wus despurat for staf n they dont seem ta mind di**le n dongel bein so acsidint prone as theyr willin to work cheep,.
-dont go playen wiv fire, cust mgmt

PEEPEL OF CUST #171Name: Robert "grommy" GrommetJob: sidesho attracshin at Cust carnivul, punchin bag (gud for releesin...
08/09/2026

PEEPEL OF CUST #171
Name: Robert "grommy" Grommet
Job: sidesho attracshin at Cust carnivul, punchin bag (gud for releesin stres), cownterweiht on the warf at Lytteltun.
Nown for: orderin 8 mistery meat pies from pub grub menu n eetin em all on tha way home wile his poor mates had to push- hes to fat to walk so travuls evryweer inna weelbarro. hear he is wit best mate "Leen Deen" doin the hard yards gettin Grommy up manbore hill to the big boggy creek whear he gets his munfly wash (no baftub is big enuff for him).
Qwote: "push fasta ya skinny prick or theyrl be no pies left for me!!"
Fav pub grub: Yes (favurit has 2b pies tho)
Fav gumboot: farmlands fatboys ###L

Tommy carnt aford to take his grankids to diznyland to see that Pierats of the Carrabein ride this yeer, so insted weer ...
07/09/2026

Tommy carnt aford to take his grankids to diznyland to see that Pierats of the Carrabein ride this yeer, so insted weer awdishining for owr own live akshin pierats of the carrabein play at tjhe Cust Comyewnity Centa. it probly helpd we alredy fownd sum fellas on the street dressd up lyk pierats so weer keepin em tankd up on Captain Morgan dark jamayka rum n way we go, next stop BRORDWAY
-yo ho ho hoo rah, cust mgmt

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