05/06/2026
Down at the local last night for a beer and the pub comedian walks in; he is all hunched over looking down.
Bar lady says "What's wrong with you'?
He says "Me, I never have any luck. Never!"
Bar lady 'Why, what's happened now'?
He replies "Meet this lady out the other night she said you should come over Wednesday night, nobody is home!"
Bar lady goes "Well that is good, isn't?"
He goes "No, no it's not. I went over and nobody was home!"
How he keeps the bar entertained week after week should be examined!