12/03/2025
24 Friends. No Taste. And A Haircut That Doubles as a Warning Sign.
Meet Rusty
Rusty rolled into our comment section like a man who’s just been rejected by his cousin at a family barbecue.
His credentials?
📉 24 Facebook friends. (We Know, we checked)
📉 A mullet that drips of 'Court-Ordered Community Service and 'I have VERY strong opinions on dirt bikes.'
Rusty says our marketing sucks.
So, we figured: let’s honour him by renaming a fan fav after him…
☕ The Rusty Roast™ No Friends, No Taste, and a 'Do' That Screams ‘Bad Decisions' ....but at least the coffee's good!
And because we believe in rewarding catastrophic failures, use code “RUSTY24” for 10% off.
Shop Now Or we'll start taking branding advice from a guy whose social reach fits inside a Minivan.
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