Fake-Ass Hoes

21/10/2019

Yo yo yo it's the fake-ass hoe who runs this thing themselves, just thanking all of y'all profusely for liking the page! 110 is way more than I anticipated. Keep on being who you are no matter what society tells you to be! You don't have to define yourself! Be gay, do crime! Other motivational stuff! Yeah!

07/06/2019

OK I'd just like to make a clarification for all of you who seem to be misunderstanding the intent I had behind this...
"Fake-ass hoes" started because of a rant I saw posted by someone on a FB group that basically called all of the members of the LGBTQ+ community who "haven't fu**ed someone of the same s*x" "fake-ass hoes". Myself, being bi and genderq***r but not having fu**ed anyone of the same s*x before, found this amusing and decided to make a page about it.
If some people had bothered to read the description...but you know what, I am also at fault here too. Shawn Dat-Nito Mcqueen, I apologize for watching your check-in with the volume off and misinterpreting it. When I watched it with the volume on, I realized that it was actually a legitimate hoe, not a fake-ass one.
With this in mind, please only share things from here and check in if you know the full context and the purpose of this page. Thank you.
All the best,
Fake-Ass Hoes

27/02/2019

Never forget that God loves all of us, even fake-ass hoes like us.

Tonight, the United Methodist Church – the third-largest religious institution in the US – voted to double-down its opposition to marriage between children of God who are q***r; and voted to reinforce its prohibition against children of God who are q***r serving as clergy.

On this night, this is what I need all of you to hear:
God did not kick you out of the church tonight, Loves.
Tonight, the church kicked God out of church.

Being rejected by church is not the same as being rejected by God.
God is not church.
God is not religion.

The gatekeepers of institutions are not God.
(But they are often desperate defenders of their own relevance.)

God loves you more than any institution God created for you: This means God loves you more than the toxic denomination in which you find yourself or the abusive marriage in which you find yourself.
When you need to go, you GO, and you take God and God’s Love right with you.

When religious folks decide they love any institution more than the individual souls inside those institutions—they’re missing the mark.

Not only is church not God, but church does not officially represent God, either. There is no one church that represents God. If you still want church—you can have one. There are churches all over the place that already have places set for you at their table. Be welcomed home to a church that does not just tolerate you, but celebrates you.

Also this: During the 3-day Methodist conference, many LGBTQI+ clergy members and congregants stood courageously – in the image of God – to proclaim and defend the full divinity of all q***r children of God. Many ally ministers – under the threat of defrocking – did the same. We send deep gratitude and admiration to these love warriors. If the moral arc of the church bends toward all God’s children, it will be because of your righteousness.

Amen.
G

10/02/2019

It’s been 20biteen for more than a month now, I’ve been busy, but Fake-Ass Hoes is doing better than I expected! Good stuff. Remember, if you haven’t fu**ed someone of the same s*x yet but are still moderately sure that you aren’t cishet, this is the page for you.

19/11/2018

___________ people are being murdered simply because they're ___________ people.
I don't even have to put transgender in for that to be horribly wrong, but it's worse because when have transgender people NOT gotten the short end of the stick? Especially trans people of color. It saddens me that a community that's been oppressed for such a long time would oppress some of its own members so much and so violently compared to within other communities.
Fake-ass hoes who don't think trans people are people are just real-ass bi***es who need to seriously reconsider their way of thinking. Because remember, to some people, trans people are faker-ass hoes than we are. Go out into the world and make sure that your trans siblings are in a good place, and if they aren't, make it as good as you can for them.
You shouldn't be pro-life and for the death penalty, so you shouldn't be against some kinds of discrimination and indifferent or for others.

18/11/2018

Lol only now do I realize I should've made this a group not a business...Oh well.
And yeah, we are everywhere. Get used to it.

18/11/2018

People will be blind to what they don't want to see or can't deal with seeing. Their loss, am I right?

15/11/2018

A page dedicated to a possible club for fake-ass hoes that still aren't quite sure what their s*xual orientation is/haven't fu**ed someone of the same s*x yet. We're open to everything except for attacks on personhood and other related bad stuff.