23/06/2013
ille Rascala, Rajni is back!!!
🔸Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!
🔸Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!
🔸Government of india pays tax to Rajnikanth for living in India!!!!!!!
🔸Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajnikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!
🔸Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......
Thus.......The google was born!!!!
🔸Think what would have happened if Rajnikanth would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independance....
🔸Best Rajnikanth joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!
🔸An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.
Rajnikanth stopped it at Mandya ....
🔸Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!
🔸Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🔸The pyramids in Egypt are actually......................Rajnikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
🔸Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🔸Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? ..................... To play Carrom!!!!!!
🔸Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....