Ek Tarfa Fadu Gangester

08/11/2013

Muskurahat se zada Ansoo khaas hote
hain Pata hy kyu?
Q k Muskuraht to sb k lye hoti he
Magr Aansu sirf un k lye hote hain
"Jinhein Hm Khona Nhi Chahte".

21/10/2013

I don’t ever want to lose this moment
You lay your head on my chest
And now I can feel your heartbeat
And my hearts skips
And I finally find the words I’m looking for
I love you..

18/09/2013

Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha,

Patni: Kash Main Apni Mom Ki Baat Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shadi Na Karti

Pati: Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?

Patni: Haan, Bahut Baar…

Pati Rote Hue Bola: Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Uss Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha…

18/09/2013

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.......

18/09/2013

15/09/2013

Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi.
Boli lagi ......
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh
Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai?
Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai,
har bar sirf biwi
mari hai.
Husband: .......1crore....!

15/09/2013

Few classics:-
An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.
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Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law," ­don't teach me how to handle my children,I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."
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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, What happened son??
Kid said, can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.?
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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Husband: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..
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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.