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kudrat ke karishmo me agr raat naa hotikhwabo me unse malukat nahi hotiye dil hi to hai hum ki wajahye dil hi naa hota t...
05/04/2014

kudrat ke karishmo me agr raat naa hoti
khwabo me unse malukat nahi hoti
ye dil hi to hai hum ki wajah
ye dil hi naa hota to mohbbt ki suruwat naa
hoti

25/03/2014

Maine akela hu phir bhi khush hu,
Kuch they apne jo paraye ho gaye,
Unki yado me akela hu phir bhi khush hu,
Na kuch paane ki chah, na kuch khone ka
gham,
Mujse wafa bhi hue hai aur bewafa bhi hue
hai,
Chand ne chandni chheen li,Suraj ne roshni
chheen li
Andhero me rahta hu phir bhi me khus hu,
Jab aag lagi to barsat ne bhi saath na diya,
Jab mitti chadi to aandhi tufan ne bhi sath
na diya,,
Kisi ke yaad me tanhayi me baithakar rota
rahta hu.
Duniya ki bheed me akela rahta hu phir bhi
khush hunawabZada

22/03/2014

ek meri hi najar ho tum pr
aur koi najar tera didar naa kare
ho meri mohbbt ki siddt etni gahri
ki tu bhul kr bhi kisi se pyar naa karna
nawabZada

22/03/2014

Teri Hassi Ke Aage Mere
Ansoo Kuch
Nahi
Teri Khusi Ke Aage Mera
Gam Kuch
Nahi Tu Jaha Bhi Rahe Khush
Rahe
Teri Zindgi Ke Aage Meri
Maut Kuch
Nahi
nawabZada

21/02/2014

Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar chal raha tha.
Unse puchha gaya,
Aapne apne Husband
ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?
Kisi ne kaha aaj,
kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
Aur
Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.
Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Patniya apne pati ko
Mobile se
‘I Love You’ Message karo abhi,
Jiska sabse accha reply aayega usay
Surprise Gift
Milega…
Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar diya aur
Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply kuchh iss tarah
aaye…
1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na?
2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya hai kya ???
3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin chali gayi ???
4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana hai kya ???
5) Kya Matlab ???
6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main sapna dekh raha
hoon?
7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery pasand aa gayi
hai kya???
8) Office mein itna tension hai aur tujhe Romance
sujh raha hai ???
9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha kar..!!
10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi kya????
Finally jisko Surprise Gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply ye tha.... . .
11) Kaun ???.branded kaminaaa nawabZada

21/02/2014

Mehfil jab lagi thi yaaro ki, mujhko bhi
bulawa aaya tha.
Kaise ,na jate hum?... Unki kasmein
dekar jo bulwaya
tha.
Jab kehne ko kuch kaha gaya, to
khayal unka hi aaya
tha.
Fir akshr-akshr jod k maine,dil ka dard
sunaya tha.
Tab aansu uski yado k, na-na krte nikal
gye.
;-(
Jo smjhe wo khamosh rhe , baaki
WAH WAH krte
nikl gye...nawabZada

31/01/2014

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre
dikha dikha k thak gaya
akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand
nahi
aaya . .
Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to
wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi.

nawabZada

18/01/2014

Santa 2 shopkeeper
santa:" muje mere car me nayi
battery lagwani hai
shopkeeper:" Exide battery laga
du ??
Santa:" kutte ke bacche, ek-side
kyu be
jab paise pure de raha hu to dono
side laga k de...

18/01/2014

Boy to god..
Boy:" mere ghar se chand tak 1 road bana do..
God:" ye namumkin hai,, kuch or mango..
Boy:" mujhe aesi gf chahiye jo mere siva kisi aur
ladke ko na dekhe...
God:" ye Bata ROAD single BANAU ya...
Double...??

18/01/2014

Santa : Kal Mere Friend ne
Chupke se
Mere Mobile Se Meri
GirlFriend Ka Mobile
No. Le Liya...
Banta : Fir Kya Hua... ? ? ?
Santa : Woh Bewakoof....
Kal Raat Se Apni Sister Ko Romentic Msgs Bhej
Raha

15/01/2014

Nurse to kid:
Lambi Sans lo,
or kuch mehsos karo ?
Kid: 0k
Nurse: What do u
feel now. ?
Kid:-
Your body spray is amaZing babe

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