Phil McCrotch Irish Pub

01/06/2026

☘️🍹 MANIC MONDAY AT PHIL McCROTCH IRISH PUB 🍹☘️

The coffee is weak.
Your inbox is full.
Your motivation left sometime around 8:17 AM.

Fortunately, our Irish Margaritas are stronger than your work ethic.

Today’s entertainment is provided by F***y & The Farmers, returning for another afternoon of questionable harmonies, suspicious dance moves, and songs your ex probably ruined for you.

🍀 Irish Margaritas All Day
🎻 F***y & The Farmers Live
🍹 Salt Rim • Green Chaos • Questionable Decisions
🐈 O’Marley supervising from his usual barstool

Come for one. Explain three.

Phil McCrotch Irish Pub — where Monday goes to surrender.

“Good Drinks. Bad Ideas. Great Stories.”

***yAndTheFarmers ☘️🍹🎻🐈

30/05/2026

30/05/2026

🍀 Sinful Saturday at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub 🍀

Featured Drink: The Good Cork of Bad Decisions

A devilishly smooth blend of Irish whiskey, smoky mezcal, Benedictine, and bitters. It’s what happens when an Irishman and a Spaniard miss curfew and decide tequila isn’t enough. Served over a large cube with an orange peel and absolutely no good intentions. Inspired by the Irish whiskey/mezcal cocktail tradition.

Tonight’s Happenings

🔥 Confessions & Cocktails — Father Seamus O’Penance is hearing confessions at the end of the bar. Penance may be assigned in the form of buying the next round.

🐈 O’Marley’s Sin Bin — The ginger tabby is accepting treats and judging life choices from atop the Guinness cooler.

🎯 Seven Deadly Sins Pub Crawl Challenge
Get your card stamped by:

* Pride (singing karaoke)
* Greed (ordering top shelf)
* Lust (buying a stranger a drink)
* Envy (stealing someone’s bar stool)
* Gluttony (ordering loaded fries)
* Wrath (arguing over football)
* Sloth (refusing to leave at closing)

Complete all seven and receive a commemorative “I Regret Nothing” certificate.

🎻 Live music by Barry O’Shaughnessy & The Questionable Decisions featuring classics such as:

* Whiskey Before Wisdom
* The Hangover Jig
* Too Fitshaced To Shive A Git

🥃 Shot Special
Baby Guinnesses all night—tiny little pints that look innocent but lead directly to poor judgment.

House Motto for the Evening:

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned… and I’ll probably do it again after one more round.”

Sláinte🍻🍀

29/05/2026

🍀🥃 TONIGHT’S SPECIAL AT PHIL McCROTCH IRISH PUB 🥃🍀

🇮🇪🇮🇹 THE ITALIAN M**F 🇮🇹🇮🇪

She arrived from Bologna.

She left through Donegal.

A dangerously smooth meeting of M**f Peat-Smoked Irish Whiskey and Amaro Montenegro, finished with chocolate bitters and an orange peel twist.

Dark. Mysterious. Slightly peaty.

Father Seamus O’Penance says he’s only having one.

Nobody believes him.

Meanwhile, O’Marley is behind the bar judging your life choices, Fiona Mac Bush is pretending not to notice the priest ordering a second round, and Chips A’Hoy is already explaining why a third one is technically hydration.

The Italian M**f
🥃 M**f Peat-Smoked Irish Whiskey
🍊 Amaro Montenegro
🍫 Chocolate Bitters
🍊 Orange Peel

“Irish whiskey meets Italian seduction.”

📍 Phil McCrotch Irish Pub, M**f, Donegal
🍀 You’re a stranger here… but once.

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28/05/2026

🍹🐇 THURSDAY NIGHT M**F MULES 🐇🍹
Tonight at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub, we’re kicking the mule game sideways with a proper Irish kick in the arse.

Featuring:
🥔 M**f Liquor Irish Vodka
🌿 Kinnegar “Jackrabbit” Ginger Beer
🧊 Served ice cold with enough bite to wake the dead behind the jukebox.

Smooth Irish potatoes meet fiery ginger in a mug that says:
“Just one…” right before you start texting exes and ordering another round.

Tonight’s unofficial slogan:
Fast as a Jackrabbit. Dangerous as bad decisions after midnight.

📍 Phil McCrotch Irish Pub — M**f, Ireland
“Home of the Final, Final Final”

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24/05/2026

Memorial Weekend in M**f.
Low 70s, partly cloudy, suspicious decisions after pint number four.
Raise a glass for absent friends, bad ideas, and the legends who never made last call

22/05/2026

🍀 FRIDAY IS LOOKIN’ A LITTLE HAZY DOWN AT THE Phil McCrotch Irish Pub 🍀

Today’s mission:
Survive the workday…
Then immediately forget parts of it with our legendary:

💚 GREEN TEA SHOOTERS 💚
🥃 Jameson
🍑 Peach Schnapps
🍋 Sweet n Sour
✨ Splash of Sprite

And because moderation is for people who leave after one drink…

🔥 2 FOR 1 ALL DAY 🔥

Bring your:
☘️ drinking buddy
☘️ poor decisions
☘️ ex that “just wants to talk”
☘️ cousin visiting from Cork who says “one pint” and disappears till Monday

Behind the bar:
🍺 Cold pours
🎶 Loud tunes
😂 Questionable life advice
🐈 O’Marley supervising the entire operation like a fuzzy orange union boss

Kitchen rumor says:
🌭 Emergency glizzies may appear after midnight
🥔 Fries will absolutely be stolen off someone else’s plate
🫗 At least one person will yell “ONE MORE ROUND” with tears in their eyes

Tonight’s forecast:
0% productivity
100% bad influences

“You’re a stranger here… but once.” 🍻

**fIreland

19/05/2026

🍀 TONIGHT AT PHIL McCROTCH IRISH PUB 🍀
Phil McCrotch Irish Pub

Tuesday night in M**f.
Rain threatening.
Pints flowing.
Questionable decisions already underway.

🥃 TONIGHT’S FEATURE:

The Final Final Warning

Jameson Irish Whiskey, brown sugar syrup, chocolate bitters, orange peel, and the confidence to say

“Aye… I can still make work tomorrow.”

🌮 Irish Taco Tuesday remains culturally inappropriate but wildly successful.

🍺 First hi-vis vest through the door gets welcomed with:

“Rough day or rough life?”

🐈 O’Marley has occupied his usual stool and already looks disappointed in everyone.

🎻 Live music starts whenever the fiddler finishes his cigarette and emotional recovery.

Tonight’s chalkboard wisdom:

“One more pint has financially ruined better men than you.”

Phil McCrotch Irish Pub
You’re a stranger here… but once. 🍀

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10/05/2026

☘️ Sunday Funday at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub ☘️M**f, Co. Donegal

Father Seamus O’Penance will be holding Mass in the back bar this morning for those who stayed out late enough to require both forgiveness and hydration.

Fiona “Fiery” McBush, Leighty McLoafers, Chips A’Hoy, and Holden McCrank are already deep into a Bloody Molly Morning while O’Marley — pipe lit and attitude fully engaged — is behind the bar serving his famous Bloody Mollys and Marys featuring M**f Liquor Company whiskey and vodka.

🥃 Hair of the dog🙏 Questionable redemption☘️ Poor decisions served all day

Come thirsty. Leave absolved.