Phil McCrotch Irish Pub

08/10/2026

Where the gin is Irish, the company is questionable, and the bartender has absolutely no intention of cutting you off.

Tonight’s pour: M**f Irish Gin & Tonic, finished with a mist of Zesty Lime Elixir.

No reservations. No last call. No refunds.

Phil McCrotch’s — Come for the drinks. Stay for the craic! 🍸🇮🇪

Sláinte!

24/09/2026

23/09/2026

12/09/2026

The Orange Bloated Special. 🍊🥃
An Irish sour with a chilly reception.

The hospitality is professional. The enthusiasm is strictly optional. ☘️

02/09/2026

🍂 YNOT WEDNESDAY HOOT N’ NANNY! 🍂

Summer’s still hanging around like a drunk who missed last call, but we’re declaring it the Unofficial Welcome to Fall at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub! ☘️🍺

🎶 F***y & The Farmers are pickin’, grinnin’ and getting the barnyard worked up.

🐈 O’Marley is behind the bar with the Meerschaum fired up and questionable pours underway.

✨ Finn MisFortune is flashing his Unlucky Lucky Charms and hoping tonight’s the night one of the damn things finally works.

🍸 M**f Liquor specials — Get Yer M**f Into It.

🦦 Otterbanks drink specials — Fresh. Local. Dangerously Drinkable.

Come celebrate fall before it’s actually fall.

You’re a stranger here… but once.

☘️ Phil McCrotch Irish Pub
Good Times. Cold Drinks. Questionable Choices.

18/08/2026

🍀 IT’S IRISH TACO TUESDAY AT PHIL McCROTCH IRISH PUB! 🍀

We’ve been quiet for a while, but unfortunately the liquor license is still valid and management has learned absolutely nothing.

🌮 Irish Taco Tuesday — don’t ask what makes them Irish. Just eat the damn things.

🍸 2-4-1 M**f Liquor G&T’s — because one M**f is never enough.

🐈 O’Marley is behind the bar, pouring heavy, judging your tipping habits, and licking absolutely nothing that concerns the Health Department.

🍺 Barney Stone is expected to stumble in for tacos and a few perfectly poured pints of Guinness.

🎶 TONIGHT ONLY — BACK ROOM PERFORMANCE:
F***y & The Farmers
Doors open whenever Paddy finds the key. What happens in the back room stays in the back room.

Already spotted around the pub:

🔥 Fiona “Fiery” McBush
💪 Aisling “Iron” O’Vale
🪑 Paddy O’Furniture
🚛 Keifer McTruck’n
…and several others who have specifically requested that their names not appear in the police report.

Phil McCrotch Irish Pub
Come for the tacos. Stay because you’re no longer legally able to drive.

☘️ Sláinte

26/07/2026

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down… 🎶☔

But not at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub! 🍀

We’re turning those Monday blues into Monday brews with awesome drink specials, great craic, and plenty of reasons to smile. Whether you’re escaping the rain or just avoiding adulthood for a few hours, we’ve got a stool with your name on it.

Come in, dry off, raise a glass, and let us turn that frown upside down.

Sláinte! 🍻