Phil McCrotch Irish Pub

15/06/2026

11/06/2026

THIRSTY THURSDAY? NAH… IT’S “THIRTY THURSDAY.”

The accountants said we couldn’t call it 2-for-1 Thursday because Paddy O’Furniture keeps counting after six pints…

So today it’s 2️⃣🍹4️⃣1️⃣ M**F LIQUOR MULES!

🥃 Irish Mule
• M**f Irish Whiskey
• Ginger Beer
• Fresh Lime

🍸 Traditional Mule
• M**f Irish Vodka
• Ginger Beer
• Fresh Lime

Mix & Match all day!
Bring a friend… or make one after your second mule.

“At Phil McCrotch Irish Pub, bad decisions are complimentary, but the stories you’ll tell are priceless.” 🍻

08/06/2026

🌧️ Monday Drink Special: The Irish Monsoon 🌧️

Because if you’re going to get soaked, it might as well be from the inside.

🥃 $5 Jameson Shots
🍺 $6 Guinness Pints
☕ $8 Irish Coffees (because Monday needs caffeine and whiskey)

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down…
Wait, it’s Ireland. It always rains.

So come in, dry off, and remember: there’s no such thing as bad weather—only an empty pint. ☘️🍻

03/06/2026

🍀 WEEKEND WEDNESDAY AT PHIL McCROTCH IRISH PUB 🍀

Why wait until Friday?

The weekend starts whenever you decide it does, and tonight we’re making it official.

🎶 LIVE TONIGHT: F***y & The Farmers
🍺 €5 Pints All Night Long
🍻 Fresh Otterbanks Brew on Tap
🐱 O’Marley himself behind the bar, generously overpouring pints and pretending not to notice.

Whether you’re celebrating a successful week or simply surviving Wednesday, we’ve got a stool with your name on it and a pint that may or may not meet government measurement standards.

As always:

“One pint is perfect. Two pints is a conversation. Three pints is a business plan.”

See you tonight at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub, where every Wednesday is a dress rehearsal for poor decisions.

🍀 Sláinte!

***yAndTheFarmers 🍻🐱🎶

01/06/2026

☘️🍹 MANIC MONDAY AT PHIL McCROTCH IRISH PUB 🍹☘️

The coffee is weak.
Your inbox is full.
Your motivation left sometime around 8:17 AM.

Fortunately, our Irish Margaritas are stronger than your work ethic.

Today’s entertainment is provided by F***y & The Farmers, returning for another afternoon of questionable harmonies, suspicious dance moves, and songs your ex probably ruined for you.

🍀 Irish Margaritas All Day
🎻 F***y & The Farmers Live
🍹 Salt Rim • Green Chaos • Questionable Decisions
🐈 O’Marley supervising from his usual barstool

Come for one. Explain three.

Phil McCrotch Irish Pub — where Monday goes to surrender.

“Good Drinks. Bad Ideas. Great Stories.”

***yAndTheFarmers ☘️🍹🎻🐈

30/05/2026

🍀 Sinful Saturday at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub 🍀

Featured Drink: The Good Cork of Bad Decisions

A devilishly smooth blend of Irish whiskey, smoky mezcal, Benedictine, and bitters. It’s what happens when an Irishman and a Spaniard miss curfew and decide tequila isn’t enough. Served over a large cube with an orange peel and absolutely no good intentions. Inspired by the Irish whiskey/mezcal cocktail tradition.

Tonight’s Happenings

🔥 Confessions & Cocktails — Father Seamus O’Penance is hearing confessions at the end of the bar. Penance may be assigned in the form of buying the next round.

🐈 O’Marley’s Sin Bin — The ginger tabby is accepting treats and judging life choices from atop the Guinness cooler.

🎯 Seven Deadly Sins Pub Crawl Challenge
Get your card stamped by:

* Pride (singing karaoke)
* Greed (ordering top shelf)
* Lust (buying a stranger a drink)
* Envy (stealing someone’s bar stool)
* Gluttony (ordering loaded fries)
* Wrath (arguing over football)
* Sloth (refusing to leave at closing)

Complete all seven and receive a commemorative “I Regret Nothing” certificate.

🎻 Live music by Barry O’Shaughnessy & The Questionable Decisions featuring classics such as:

* Whiskey Before Wisdom
* The Hangover Jig
* Too Fitshaced To Shive A Git

🥃 Shot Special
Baby Guinnesses all night—tiny little pints that look innocent but lead directly to poor judgment.

House Motto for the Evening:

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned… and I’ll probably do it again after one more round.”

Sláinte🍻🍀

29/05/2026

🍀🥃 TONIGHT’S SPECIAL AT PHIL McCROTCH IRISH PUB 🥃🍀

🇮🇪🇮🇹 THE ITALIAN M**F 🇮🇹🇮🇪

She arrived from Bologna.

She left through Donegal.

A dangerously smooth meeting of M**f Peat-Smoked Irish Whiskey and Amaro Montenegro, finished with chocolate bitters and an orange peel twist.

Dark. Mysterious. Slightly peaty.

Father Seamus O’Penance says he’s only having one.

Nobody believes him.

Meanwhile, O’Marley is behind the bar judging your life choices, Fiona Mac Bush is pretending not to notice the priest ordering a second round, and Chips A’Hoy is already explaining why a third one is technically hydration.

The Italian M**f
🥃 M**f Peat-Smoked Irish Whiskey
🍊 Amaro Montenegro
🍫 Chocolate Bitters
🍊 Orange Peel

“Irish whiskey meets Italian seduction.”

📍 Phil McCrotch Irish Pub, M**f, Donegal
🍀 You’re a stranger here… but once.

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28/05/2026

🍹🐇 THURSDAY NIGHT M**F MULES 🐇🍹
Tonight at Phil McCrotch Irish Pub, we’re kicking the mule game sideways with a proper Irish kick in the arse.

Featuring:
🥔 M**f Liquor Irish Vodka
🌿 Kinnegar “Jackrabbit” Ginger Beer
🧊 Served ice cold with enough bite to wake the dead behind the jukebox.

Smooth Irish potatoes meet fiery ginger in a mug that says:
“Just one…” right before you start texting exes and ordering another round.

Tonight’s unofficial slogan:
Fast as a Jackrabbit. Dangerous as bad decisions after midnight.

📍 Phil McCrotch Irish Pub — M**f, Ireland
“Home of the Final, Final Final”

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