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Henlo everyone, following our recent post, Arnie the snek has grown in size and is now bigger than a bus. Unfortunately ...
03/05/2026

Henlo everyone, following our recent post, Arnie the snek has grown in size and is now bigger than a bus. Unfortunately he has eaten most of the staff but the important ones remain.
Here is creative Director Luke cowering in fear behind Manager Sam

Hi all, please welcome the newest member of our team Arnie! He may be a snek but he’s a friendly one (definitely not a m...
10/04/2026

Hi all, please welcome the newest member of our team Arnie! He may be a snek but he’s a friendly one (definitely not a man-eating monster).
He will be in charge of logistics and distribution here at Luke Gent Ltd. Keep up the hard work Arnie!

On a completely unrelated note, If anyone knows how to remove a fully grown man from the stomach of a reptile please get in touch immediately

We would like to thank president Trump for his recent visit to the Luke Gent Ltd HQ, we had a lovely chat about baby oil...
11/01/2026

We would like to thank president Trump for his recent visit to the Luke Gent Ltd HQ, we had a lovely chat about baby oil, immigrants and a pleasant sounding island he used to go to with his old friend Jeff! Thanks again Donald!

06/01/2026

Merry Christmas from all of us at company HQ🐣🗿🗿🥙🧆👻👻🎃🎃💀

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