Luke gent

03/05/2026

Henlo everyone, following our recent post, Arnie the snek has grown in size and is now bigger than a bus. Unfortunately he has eaten most of the staff but the important ones remain.
Here is creative Director Luke cowering in fear behind Manager Sam

10/04/2026

Hi all, please welcome the newest member of our team Arnie! He may be a snek but he’s a friendly one (definitely not a man-eating monster).
He will be in charge of logistics and distribution here at Luke Gent Ltd. Keep up the hard work Arnie!

On a completely unrelated note, If anyone knows how to remove a fully grown man from the stomach of a reptile please get in touch immediately

11/01/2026

We would like to thank president Trump for his recent visit to the Luke Gent Ltd HQ, we had a lovely chat about baby oil, immigrants and a pleasant sounding island he used to go to with his old friend Jeff! Thanks again Donald!

06/01/2026

Merry Christmas from all of us at company HQ🐣🗿🗿🥙🧆👻👻🎃🎃💀

01/01/2026

Happy new year from all of us at the Luke Gent Ltd HQ!
We hope all your dreams come true

We would also like to take this time to share our new creation: ‘Luke Goggles’
They allow the user to peep through walls and clothing (oh er!) I saw my own balls with them, it even hides the crabs!

25/12/2025

25/12/2025

We were going to wish everyone a merry Christmas however tragedy has struck at Luke Gent ltd. Whilst on our yearly hunt for Santa clause in the South Pole we uncovered a wild Luke frozen in the ice, scientists estimate he’s been there for at least 7 minutes and miraculously he is alive but unfortunately his p***s has fallen off.

We will hold a ceremony for his gentlemen’s sausage at company HQ so for now we are delaying our Christmas cheers until 3rd January. Thank you for your understanding and please say a farewell to the ice Luke’s beef torpedo

17/12/2025

It got stuck :(

17/12/2025

Congratulations to managing director Luke on his recent wedding to his Thai bride Smelliot!
All of us at HQ wish you both a long and happy marriage and good luck on the many hide-the-sausage games to come💍💒👰‍♂️🤵‍♂️

19/05/2023

One of our Luke Gent’s here at Luke Gent ltd has recently taken up ‘pegging’ here he is having fun in his new hobby!