11/10/2017
When the clubs are closed and your heading home but the DJs coming back,
With all the boys and a gang of mots it's bound to be good craic,
When your lit to bits and your mickeys gone and your jaws like a garden gate,
But there's a sexy chick that your mad to feek and she's chatting to your mate,
She needs a drink but the house is dry its like an Arab's sandal,
You know The Beer Barons in yer phone and theres no order he can't handle,
One quick call and he's on his way to fill you full of lush,
You give that girl the drink she wanted and her badger starts to flush,
Well the sun is up and yer headed off with a smile across yer face,
Cause the little daisy from the party has her arm around yer waist,
When you wake and ask her name he smiles and says its Darron,
You check yer arse and it's in bits and scream " F**K YOU BEER BARON"
xoxo The Beer Baron 0892202543